The NSC thread of useful advice from SONGS

[ManOfSussex]

A gentleman of leisure, he's there for your pleasure
But go easy on old Eezer he's the love you could lose
Extraordinary fellow, like Mr. Punchinello
He's the kind of geezer who must never be abused

 

[El Presidente]

Leave in the morning with everything you've got in a little black case

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Dance Yourself Dizzy

The Wichita Lineman is STILL on the line.

 

[Titanic]

You're the same as him, you're like tinned sardines
Get out of the pack before they peel you back.

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Why are you frightened, can't you see that it's you?

That ain't no ghost that's a reflection of you.

 

[Titanic]

Little men tapping things out, points of view
Remember their views are not the gospel truth.

 

[Titanic]

Don't take it too serious, not many do
Read between the lines and you'll find the truth.

 

[ManOfSussex]

You gotta fight, for your right, to party!

 

[Prince Monolulu]

You've got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away
And know when to run
You never count your money
When you're sittin' at the table
There'll be time enough for countin'
When the dealin's done

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Don't let the sun catch you crying.

 

[Titanic]

You've got to know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away
And know when to run
You never count your money
When you're sittin' at the table
There'll be time enough for countin'
When the dealin's done

...the best that you can hope for Is to die in your sleep.

 

[Pogue Mahone]

You see the young mother capital is where I live,
Little kids being raised by slightly bigger kids,
Society seems unphased that this is how it is,
While I'm constantly amazed that this is how it is,
They confuse love at first sight with lust at first light,
It must have hurt right when trust first took flight,
You're young, you've no rights, you long for new heights,
But some of those nights leave more than love bites,
Tops cropped, skirts stop at the top of their thighs,
And the boys got that hungry look in their eyes,
They wanna be grown up and have respect you see,
But they're acting uneducated sexually,
I ain't saying' be celibate,
Go out and have your fun,
But there's plenty you can do without impregnation,
And there ain't nothing wrong at all with having children,
Just build yourself a little before you try to build them,
And Get Better

 

[Pogue Mahone]

Never trust a man in a blue trench-coat.
Never drive a car when you're dead.

Brighton's own Jam Tarts Choir sing a TREMENDOUS version of this.

 

[ManOfSussex]

Some girls are bigger than others

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Some girls will, some girls won't

 

[pasty]

With a little artistic licence

Don't let your son go down on me

 

[ManOfSussex]

If her daddy's rich take her out for a meal, if her daddy's poor just do what you feel.

 

[Pogue Mahone]

Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edge.

 

[tinycowboy]

Red means run, son,
numbers add up to nothin'

 

[Nathan]

Meet the new boss
Same as the old boss