The North Stand Chat Arms

[John Dorian]

can we bring friends or is it a members only night ?
Also, what cup size breasts have the strippers got ?

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Conboy !!! what have I done ?

Nothing John

 

[John Dorian]

Good man...fancy a pint ?

 

[Trigger]

The Beef Stew & Dumpling has an actual Dump in it, won't be eating in this SHITHOUSE again.

 

[steward 433]

Fancy seeing you in here Trigger.

Want a pint?

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Oi you two I,ve told you before ............OUT

 

[steward 433]

Oi you two I,ve told you before ............OUT

Sorry

 

[Trigger]

Oi you two I,ve told you before ............OUT

Suck my love spuds big boy! *grabs pool cute that's more bent than Dale Winton*

 

[Keeping The Dream Alive.]

Round's on me.

 

[steward 433]

Double JD and coke please KTDA

 

[Keeping The Dream Alive.]

Righty O.

"You heard the man".

 

[csider]

the toilet is blocked.

 

[Keeping The Dream Alive.]

and I ain't cleaning it.


NOTE: Use the Women's.

 

[csider]

it was in the womens.......smell nicer!!

 

[John Dorian]

was janice the danish blonde giving out her "complimentary" hand jobs ? or is she off this evening ?

 

[Taybha]

No dart board?

 

[Barry Izbak]

No dart board?

No we use a poster of The Team of the Eighties instead.
Wanna borrow my arra's?

 

[Vankleek Hill Seagull]

No dart board?

Nah, Kev's still having problems getting it up.

 

[csider]

just taken a dump on the floor in the ladies as the barmaids hand job was pony, revenge is sweet. see ya!!

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Who is getting a drink then ?. I have been waiting for 6 months. I can't run a business like this.