Just what kind of establishment are you running US, I managed to get a date with your new barmaid last night, and it turns out Svetlana's a man! Not only that, he spent the whole night banging on my bedroom door, in the end I had to let him out!
The Arms has just been renovated to the cost of £ 622 after the Easy 10 losts it and kicked off a huge ruck with Chappers and the tag team of Uncle Buck and The Large One.
Chelsea V Spurs - live on 50 inch Plasma
Carlsberg £ 2.15 a pint ( free beer for Bars Mar )
"For the third time, I'd like two pints of lager, a Babycham and 2 packets of crisps please!!", jesus christ what have you got to do to get served in here?