The North Stand Chat Arms

[northstandnorth]

Single £ 2.30
Double £ 3.50

bargain

last bottle i got from duty free was 75 euros a half litre.


26 doubles please barman,and can i have the empty bottle please?

 

[Everest]

What is that smell? :holdsnose:

Oi you, get out of my pub!

 

[severnside gull]

Oh damn! Chewing gum stuck under the tabletop

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

I thought it was Curry night.
Oh well, just a pack of Scampi fries and a Barley wine please guv.

 

[Vankleek Hill Seagull]

Not very busy in here tonight, is it.?

Can I get a Sleemans Cream Ale.?

 

[defrocked priest]

I ordered the Welsh Rarbit.


Guess what I got?

?


Yep, roast bunny.

 

[7:18]

'ello 'ello

 

[steward 433]

Anyone wanna game of darts?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Lets be avin ya. The Carlsberg is back on tap and Saturday there is an X Factor evening and a Danni Minogue appreciation evening..

£ 2 entrance, finger buffet, Bacardi £ 2 a shot.

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Can we change the name?

 

[barney]

get em in conboy, whats kicking off?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

No it is superb.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Uncle Buck kicked off with Easy 10 and then have both been sent to the sin bin.

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

US, you might wanna have a word with your bar staff, they just served me a couple of pints for me and barn. Got a bit of munch aswell mini chedders and cheese dont go a miss

 

[barney]

 

[barney]

dry roasted peanuts, can't go wrong

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Svetlana has gone home , the new barmaid is Kristina from the Czech Reublic.

 

[TSB]

Death To The Giant!

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

I usually get kicked out of most pubs by now.

 

[barney]

Svetlana has gone home , the new barmaid is Kristina from the Czech Reublic.

she just sucked me off in the gents