[Misc] The most painful thing in the world

[Herr Tubthumper]

Is surely the corn I now have on my right inner pinky toe. Or is there something worse?

 

[AmexRuislip]

Barnacles on your aft

 

[McTavish]

Kidney stone. Only time I have vomited from pain.

 

[AmexRuislip]

My nose after synoplasty op.

 

[Megazone]

Having a mobile phone charger removed from the anus absolutely kills. There can't be much worse pain than that?

 

[Superphil]

A 3/8” chisel in your japs eye

 

[hart's shirt]

Having a mobile phone charger removed from the anus absolutely kills. There can't be much worse pain than that?

Leaving the phone up there and hearing the following words:

“You've called the Eagle Line on Selhurst 8049, that's the number for Palace information every day… 24 hours a day…”

 

[spence]

Is surely the corn I now have on my right inner pinky toe. Or is there something worse?

Not even close to a tooth abscess

 

[OzMike]

Realising that the last 26 years may have been a complete waste of time.

 

[kevo]

Trigeminal neuralgia - which feels like sudden intense electric shocks to the face. That's worse.

 

[UTT]

Realising that the last 26 years may have been a complete waste of time.

Don't talk shit. Every minute is a valuable learning exercise.

Take a step back, think about things and then come out fighting.

 

[pauli cee]

Acute gonorreah

 

[Baldseagull]

Viz magazine did some research into this, as you commonly hear people say when told of someone elses ailment, "oooh theres nothing worse".
The conclusion was that a paper cut on your bellend was the worst.

 

[Butch Willykins]

Tooth abcess has got to be right up there

 

[Hugo Rune]

A broken heart.

https://youtu.be/zpMfZPAc1kg

 

[luppers]

Kidney stone. Only time I have vomited from pain.

totally agree,I have had them never been in so much pain

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Tooth abscess all day long! Until you've experienced it you have no idea, 24 hours of constant throbbing pain, was the last time I sat up crying all night since I was about 5

Sent from my SM-A310F using Tapatalk

 

[Jahooli]

Another mention for tooth abscess for prolonged intense pain, honourable mention to treading on an upturned three pin plug, stubbing your toe or getting a strand of golden Virginia stuck under your eyelid...The thought of snapping my banjo string has given me nightmares

 

[Insel affe]

Viz magazine did some research into this, as you commonly hear people say when told of someone elses ailment, "oooh theres nothing worse".
The conclusion was that a paper cut on your bellend was the worst.

Every single gentleman reading that, instantly and reassuringly covers the Crown Jewels through gritted teeth and screams oooohh nooooo

 

[scooter1]

A kick in the balls or a ruptured ACL