[Football] The **** in west lower by north

[Megazone]

you have a micro penis.

eh?

You said the complete opposite last weekend.

 

[Neville's Breakfast]

Proof that there are some absolute ****s who follow the Albion. Sad that it’s often wankers with young children with no consideration for what they are bringing their children up to be either. It was ever so, unfortunately.

Similar happened to my youngest and a couple of her friends who sat in a different section to us at Wembley. When they arrived there were a couple of blokes sat in their seats. Obviously moved forward from the cheaper seats. Instead of moving away they gave my daughter and friends a load of foul mouthed abuse and stayed where they were. Others kindly made some space until the blokes went elsewhere in the second half.

 

[Jim Van Winkle]

eh?

You said the complete opposite last weekend.

Just trying not to hurt your feelings.

#buttonmushroom

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I`m surprised Ernest hasn`t owned up or at least started a post about how he was sitting with his eight year old son when a couple of mouthy teenagers fired up !!

Starting an hilarious thread that mocks another poster, particularly a poster quite understandably upset? Surely nobody would be such a shit to sink so low?

 

[Seagulls over Essex]

My experience of the West Lower, North End, (Row U fact fans) tonight was something i shant forget in a hurry. Lad early 20s swaying side to side on the steps inside the ground as the match kicked off. So utterly gone. No idea how stewards let him in but they were dogshit tonight. People shouting at him to sit down and take his seat as his was blocking peoples view. Eventually one ushered him to his seat in the middle of the row. He sat down and collapsed immediately. Until about the 23rd minute when there was an inhuman sound and then shouting. He had woken up and projectile vomited on the row in front. I dont think ive ever seen so much puke. Poor bloke in front of him utterly drenched in vomit and fled. Wasnt expecting a pre season game against Valencia to resemble a scene from the exorcist! It was so bad. I hope anyone affected in row T is disinfected and ok. PS the 2 cleaners who came in mid match (1 was called Pawel) to clean up this biblical mess were awesome.

Hope the poor lad that was sick was OK for the second half. Probably something to do with those fish and chips outside the ground I read about in another thread that caused his sudden illness.

 

[Bodian]

To me the most concerning thing is not the underlying threat of aggression, but the attitude that people shouldn't sing at a football match.

 

[Freddie Goodwin.]

My experience of the West Lower, North End, (Row U fact fans) tonight was something i shant forget in a hurry. Lad early 20s swaying side to side on the steps inside the ground as the match kicked off. So utterly gone. No idea how stewards let him in but they were dogshit tonight. People shouting at him to sit down and take his seat as his was blocking peoples view. Eventually one ushered him to his seat in the middle of the row. He sat down and collapsed immediately. Until about the 23rd minute when there was an inhuman sound and then shouting. He had woken up and projectile vomited on the row in front. I dont think ive ever seen so much puke. Poor bloke in front of him utterly drenched in vomit and fled. Wasnt expecting a pre season game against Valencia to resemble a scene from the exorcist! It was so bad. I hope anyone affected in row T is disinfected and ok. PS the 2 cleaners who came in mid match (1 was called Pawel) to clean up this biblical mess were awesome.

Lucky enough to be in the row behind but felt so sorry for the guy who 'got it'. I hope the club gave him a shirt. Well done to the cleaners, awful job to have to do. Probably a lack of stewards, saw somebody taking a pint to their seat and it was a while before he wasescorted out.

 

[trueblue]

What was happening in the north stand east end? Several times most of the north, West side were all staring at something?!

See the post directly above yours. A big group supporting Valencia in the North Stand, courtesy of EF.

 

[Durlston]

My experience of the West Lower, North End, (Row U fact fans) tonight was something i shant forget in a hurry. Lad early 20s swaying side to side on the steps inside the ground as the match kicked off. So utterly gone. No idea how stewards let him in but they were dogshit tonight. People shouting at him to sit down and take his seat as his was blocking peoples view. Eventually one ushered him to his seat in the middle of the row. He sat down and collapsed immediately. Until about the 23rd minute when there was an inhuman sound and then shouting. He had woken up and projectile vomited on the row in front. I dont think ive ever seen so much puke. Poor bloke in front of him utterly drenched in vomit and fled. Wasnt expecting a pre season game against Valencia to resemble a scene from the exorcist! It was so bad. I hope anyone affected in row T is disinfected and ok. PS the 2 cleaners who came in mid match (1 was called Pawel) to clean up this biblical mess were awesome.

If someone who was drunk and vomited all over me, I wouldn't have been able to keep my temper and would have beaten the drunken oaf to near death with a series of punches and kicks. Yes, I'd be banned from all football grounds for a long time. Hell, I might even have to do time but my lawyer would say that was down due to mitigating circumstances and the most vile thing I could think of (on a par with a cup of urine - or heaven forbid, acid - thrown in someone's face)

Poor guy. I can't imagine his terrible journey home with people nearby getting a stench of the sickly whiff. Fair play to him for keeping his temper and dignity (although that's a matter of opinion!)

 

[Durlston]

[MENTION=26444]Wrong Direction[/MENTION] didn't get involved because he had me sitting next to him.
A few posters know I've had head and brain cancer this past year.
Had it kicked off I would have been sitting in the middle of it The fella in question should be ashamed of himself. However his young son was fully kitted out in the new Albion kit.
Hopefully he's not sitting in East Upper this season!

I hope you're through the worst and on the road to recovery, Simmo.

We need your spats with Ben's Grandad! Although I have respect for him as well.

 

[BeHereNow]

I saw it happen. Absolute ****. The singing was only joining in with what was coming from the North Stand which was quite loud for a friendly.

Guy looked aggressive for the whole game, although he barely clapped our goals. Left very early. I suspect he wasn’t a fan.

Woman next to lads almost sided with the guy and told them they should be in the North Stand if they wanted to sing as West Lower was the family stand! Bizarre. Can’t believe the people we get going to games these days, no wonder the other stands hardly ever join in with the North.

 

[Weststander]

I hope you're through the worst and on the road to recovery, Simmo.

We need your spats with Ben's Grandad! Although I have respect for him as well.

You can’t beat the direct to the point posts of [MENTION=11499]simmo[/MENTION] . We need him to stick around forever.

 

[Lower West Stander]

Just don't see the point of it. It's like the people who get cut up in traffic and wait till they get home and then write a massive Facebook rant "to the ****er who cut me up at 7 Dials" or something. No one knows who they are, they won't read it and it's very unlikely that a passing traffic copper will read the post and go "you know what, I'll have a quick look at the CCTV and do him retrospectively for dangerous driving".

Football's back. A glorious summer's evening, scoring twice and beating a side from La Liga who are in the Champions League, new manager, postive football and, because of the limited crowd size, no travel or catering problems. And, with the inevitabilty of the setting sun, someone's come on here and written a post slagging off our own fans when the culprit will neither read it nor be identified.

And the prize for the first most pompous and patronising post of the new season goes to....


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[Stat Brother]

And the prize for the first most pompous and patronising post of the new season goes to....


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Rolls sleeves up and reaches for the intercom:-

"Beryl cancel all my afternoon appointments, I've got more important matters to attend too".

 

[Sirnormangall]

From personal experience the stewards are really good at dealing with this stuff - and can deal with it on an anonymous basis.

 

[BN9 BHA]

This thread has turned out pretty well, backfired on the posters knocking the OP on the first page.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

after reading this thread, anyone here suspicious Guinness boy was actually the man getting annoyed with the singing?

Wy else would he try to belittle that situation?

I can assure you that wouldn't be the case. I shouldn't, but I did smirk when I read that, though. Or did I snicker?

 

[Weststander]

This thread has turned out pretty well, backfired on the posters knocking the OP on the first page.

Love it. The bitchy “you shouldn’t post stuff like that [MENTION=26444]Wrong Direction[/MENTION]” comments from thread police, were swept aside. Absolutely a subject worth discussing.

 

[Lindfield23]

Section of twenty or thirty foreign students who piped up when they scored. Bless.

F*ck em - I remember when that EF lot turned up en masse at BHASVIC a couple of years ago, forcing us regular students into the rooms onto the periphery of the college site - haven't forgiven them since

 

[Argartu]

Can anyone shed any light on what the shoe waving was all about?

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