The " I'm not at Withdean tonight because..." thread

[Poyetry In Motion]

I'm not at Withdean tonight because I'm an idiot who decided to work late and miss the potential promotion party. What's your excuse?

 

[Padders]

I don't have a ticket

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

I had surgery 2 weeks ago and not really in any fit state to sit in the cold for a couple of hours or sit / stand for prolonged periods of time. & apparently am not on the Seagulls database so would have issues getting tickets anyway!

 

[Uwinsc]

I had to work till 7:30pm

 

[Stevie Boy]

dont have a ticket

 

[Sergei's Celebration]

Working in Dorset and crashed my car last monday.

 

[Brightonfan1983]

Working. Simples.

 

[scarby]

i thought we'd clinch it at walsall on saturday...................................maybe we will!

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

Sold out, innit.

 

[manilaseagull]

no ticket.....but I will be at Walsall,,,,

 

[Bigtomfu]

Niente Ticket.

 

[JonathanLivingstonSeagull]

Moved to Manchester two weeks ago...

 

[Meade's Ball]

Authorities have stated i am not allowed to masturbate in public places. At my happiest moments in life, i like to disappear somewhere for a nice, rough wank. The Insider told me there is no area to do this at the Withdean. Amex, though, apparently, might have a small room to anonymously slither into to self-please in moments of deep euphoria (maximum capacity: 9). So tonight, i am at home, naked from the waist down.

 

[Taybha]

i cant find my bobble hat so not bothering

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

Authorities have stated i am not allowed to masturbate in public places. At my happiest moments in life, i like to disappear somewhere for a nice, rough wank. The Insider told me there is no area to do this at the Withdean. Amex, though, apparently, might have a small room to anonymously slither into to self-please in moments of deep euphoria (maximum capacity: 9). So tonight, i am at home, naked from the waist down.

Maybe Gully's changing room will suffice at Amex?

 

[Withnail]

Can't get down in time for evening games. Someone else has got my ticket tonight.

 

[Spider]

I am writing a dissertation. I stupidly thought that this match would be the relatively unimportant one of the remaining home games so bought tickets to the rest and decided to work tonight. I'm pissed off now though!

 

[Codner pharmaceuticals]

I knew D and R were going to score after 23 seconds

 

[Garage_Doors]

Staying with relatives down in the west country.

 

[rrruss]

I've been working in Sfax, Southern Tunisia, today, but I made it back home to Tunis in time for kick off. Bad timing eh!!