The " I'm not at Withdean tonight because..." thread

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Poyetry In Motion

Pooetry Motions
Feb 26, 2009
3,556
6.61 miles from the Amex
I'm not at Withdean tonight because I'm an idiot who decided to work late and miss the potential promotion party. What's your excuse?
 






Jul 5, 2003
12,644
Chertsey
I had surgery 2 weeks ago and not really in any fit state to sit in the cold for a couple of hours or sit / stand for prolonged periods of time. & apparently am not on the Seagulls database so would have issues getting tickets anyway!
 




Stevie Boy

Well-known member
Nov 2, 2004
6,364
Horam
dont have a ticket
 






















Meade's Ball

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
13,653
Hither (sometimes Thither)
Authorities have stated i am not allowed to masturbate in public places. At my happiest moments in life, i like to disappear somewhere for a nice, rough wank. The Insider told me there is no area to do this at the Withdean. Amex, though, apparently, might have a small room to anonymously slither into to self-please in moments of deep euphoria (maximum capacity: 9). So tonight, i am at home, naked from the waist down.
 






deletebeepbeepbeep

Well-known member
May 12, 2009
21,801
Authorities have stated i am not allowed to masturbate in public places. At my happiest moments in life, i like to disappear somewhere for a nice, rough wank. The Insider told me there is no area to do this at the Withdean. Amex, though, apparently, might have a small room to anonymously slither into to self-please in moments of deep euphoria (maximum capacity: 9). So tonight, i am at home, naked from the waist down.

Maybe Gully's changing room will suffice at Amex? :laugh:
 


Withnail

Member
Jan 16, 2004
919
Lincoln
Can't get down in time for evening games. Someone else has got my ticket tonight.
 


Spider

New member
Sep 15, 2007
3,614
I am writing a dissertation. I stupidly thought that this match would be the relatively unimportant one of the remaining home games so bought tickets to the rest and decided to work tonight. I'm pissed off now though!
 








rrruss

Wandering Seagull
I've been working in Sfax, Southern Tunisia, today, but I made it back home to Tunis in time for kick off. Bad timing eh!!
 


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