The greatest first line to a song ever?

[Pogue Mahone]

The first thing I want to say is, Mandate my ass.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Is that a smile that hangs beneath your nose, or are your lips just stuck to your teeth, and they're too fixed to close?

 

[Pogue Mahone]

I wrote this song two hours before we met, I didn't know your name, or what you looked like yet...

 

[tinycowboy]

My love in a car
We're gonna go far
It's a beautiful car
My love

 

[The Modfather]

I will be in the bar with my head on the bar.

 

[Knock Kneed Chicken]

Gabba gabba we accept you, we accept you one of us
Gabba gabba we accept you, we accept you one of us

 

[Pogue Mahone]

Gabba gabba we accept you, we accept you one of us
Gabba gabba we accept you, we accept you one of us

.

 

[The Modfather]

Son i'm thirty, I went with your mother coz she's dirty

 

[hans kraay fan club]

My love in a car
We're gonna go far
It's a beautiful car
My love

Destroy the heart she said, it'll make you wanna smash your head.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Wasted and wounded, it ain't what the moon did


Kicker, Kicker Conspiracy Kicker, Kicker Conspiracy, J Hill's satanic reign.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Well, if you'd like to know what pop stars have for tea...

 

[Pogue Mahone]

Well they might wear classic Reeboks, or classic Converse or trackie bottoms tucked in socks

 

[hans kraay fan club]

If ev'rybody had an ocean..

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Well they might wear classic Reeboks, or classic Converse or trackie bottoms tucked in socks

Good call

 

[The Modfather]

I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour

 

[The Modfather]

You better stop dreaming of a quiet life, because its a one we'll never know

 

[Pevenseagull]

"In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey'

 

[tinycowboy]

Oh mother, I can feel the soil falling over my head

 

[tinycowboy]

Early morning by the harbour, the clouds above form one sheet that's grey

[that's your fault, Pevenseagull]

 

[Pogue Mahone]

Good call

Except I should've said knackered Converse...