The GRATUITOUS Big Brother Thread

[Lady Whistledown]

Craig is (unintentionally) hilarious. I got in from work about 3.30 this morning and on BB Live, he was sat in the pool with Anthony. Craig asked who Anthony thought was the best looking bloke in the house, and Anthony protested too much as usual, refusing to say, "cos I don't fancy blokes, like".

To which Craig replied "No, nor do I, but have a go anyway". Ummm, right.

(1) Why does Craig keep up the pretence of being straight, despite the fact that he couldn't be more camp if he stood on the rooftop of the BB house wearing sequinned hotpants, holding a copy of Shirley Bassey's Greatest Hits and singing "I Am What I Am" at the top of his voice?

(2) How dense does Anthony have to be to not notice this?

I think BB should set them up, stick them in a locked room together for a few days with a crate of beers, switch on the cameras and retreat to a safe distance.

Would be hysterical to see Anthony "I'm not gay, me" freak if Craig ever had the balls to make a move on him

 

[Brixtaan]

So glad that Eastend toytown mockney wannabe hardman was given the push.Couldn't stand him mainly because he's been in the Eastend so long that he genuinely believes he's hard because of the way he speaks.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

From a gambling viewpoint, following the tragic early eviction of the uber-fit Sam (check out sunday's News Of The world ) the smart money has to be on Eugene - in from 25/1 to 11/2 in pretty quick order - on 'The Cameron Principle' whereby he's so innocuous/boring that there's a lot of people with scores to settle gonna get evicted first. eugene is deffo one for the shortlist, sports betting fans.

 

[smudge]

Sam, uber-fit?
Am I the only bloke who thinks she is a munter of the highest order?

Absolutely minging!!!!

 

[Brighton Boy]

Sam, uber-fit?
Am I the only bloke who thinks she is a munter of the highest order?

Absolutely minging!!!!

Sam is a rotten dog!!!!!!

Think Eugene will win for some bizzare reason.....the John Tickle Factor.

However if he does win they should never ever have another series

 

[Turkey]

Anthony, Craig and Kemal have been told they're up for eviction.

However, all of the others are actually up.

The two housemates who recieve the most votes will face eviction.

Then the Housemates must decide between the two up - The housemates choose the next evictee.

 

[Robot Chicken]

But will the housemates be told that they're choosing the next evictee? Or will Big Brother come up with another story?

 

[Hiney]

Housemates will choose who to evict LIVE on Friday.

Marvellous

Let's hope they get rid of Makosi and her stupid WIG

Or Vanessa and her terrifying eating habit and PATHETIC whining voice

Or Eugene - f*** OFF you boring WANKER

 

[Race]

Noooooo Eugene to win!

I reckon it will be between Vanessa and Orlaith on Friday.........so Orlaith and her plastic tits will going I'm telling ya!

 

[Marshy]

Anthony will win it.

 

[captainmorganrum]

Noooooo Eugene to win!

I reckon it will be between Vanessa and Orlaith on Friday.........so Orlaith and her plastic tits will going I'm telling ya!

Yep, spot on Race - the public will choose Vanessa and Orla and then cos she's the new girl Orla will get the boot.

 

[Hiney]

Noooooo Eugene to win!

I reckon it will be between Vanessa and Orlaith on Friday.........so Orlaith and her plastic tits will going I'm telling ya!

Yep!! - did you see her giving her nipples a good old tweak the other night? I thought she was tuning a radio.

Marvellous

Not sure about Eugene to win though

 

[Dave the OAP]

Makosi - Caniving Psychopathic Bitch - would you want her looking after you in hospital?
Vanessa - whinging witch - Gene Pool reject
kamal - abomination - hanging is too good for him
Eugene - FFS get a life you Crawley twat
Anthony - Thick as Pig Shit
Craig - Outrageuos flirt and sulky bastard
Orlagh - caniving witch ( but supremely fit)
Science - Spoilt selfish wanker who would get a very hard slap
Derek - horrible old queen who gives the human race a bad name.

all in all I really dont give a toss who wins so long as its none of the above .£100k for those wankers Hopefully there will be a surprise new house mate - John McKirik - or whatever his name is

and relax

 

[Hiney]

Makosi - Caniving Psychopathic Bitch - would you want her looking after you in hospital?
Vanessa - whinging witch - Gene Pool reject
kamal - abomination - hanging is too good for him
Eugene - FFS get a life you Crawley twat
Anthony - Thick as Pig Shit
Craig - Outrageuos flirt and sulky bastard
Orlagh - caniving witch ( but supremely fit)
Science - Spoilt selfish wanker who would get a very hard slap
Derek - horrible old queen who gives the human race a bad name.

all in all I really dont give a toss who wins so long as its none of the above .£100k for those wankers Hopefully there will be a surprise new house mate - John McKirik - or whatever his name is

and relax

Ha Ha

What he said!!!

I would add the word 'harmless' to Anthony's description and 'but basically OK' to Craig's but otherwise spot on.

Kemal needs to be beaten up

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

From the start this has been one of the best BB's ever and had me glued but as much as I wanted Saskia and Chavwell out, now that they've gone I've hardly watched it because all the others are so bland/tedious and let's face it, who cares who wins out of that lot? I also think that introducing housemates several weeks in is bollogs - if you haven't been there from the start you shouldn't be eligible to win it, and the only sensible thing Craig ever said (when Orlaith and Eugene came in) was "I feel like the last four/five weeks have been a waste of time"

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

I would dearly love to tie 1KG off raw steak to Kemals bollocks & then put him in a small room with two starving Rotweillers.

I hate that freak with a vengeance.

 

[Braders]

Makosi - Caniving Psychopathic Bitch - would you want her looking after you in hospital?
Vanessa - whinging witch - Gene Pool reject
kamal - abomination - hanging is too good for him
Eugene - FFS get a life you Crawley twat
Anthony - Thick as Pig Shit
Craig - Outrageuos flirt and sulky bastard
Orlagh - caniving witch ( but supremely fit)
Science - Spoilt selfish wanker who would get a very hard slap
Derek - horrible old queen who gives the human race a bad name.

spot on DTG

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Science gone!

 

[Beach Hut]

Science gone!

And by the reaction in the house no one is bothered

 

[Race]

He should have stayed, he was an idiot but who wants to see Orlaith crying and whinging for another week, at least Science livened it up a bit!