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Albion Dan

Banned
Jul 8, 2003
11,125
Peckham
Wasnt at all suprised to see the Mockney get the boot, you dont throw shit water around a kitchen and earn points from the public!!!

Maxwell is a bit of a plank to be honest, the twat really thought he was going to stay and the look on his and craig and anthonys faces were worth their weight in gold!

Cant really think of any of them that are particuarly endearing this year, prob Makosi if you had to choose one.
 




Bluejuice

Lazy as a rug on Valium
Sep 2, 2004
8,270
The free state of Kemp Town
There is absolutely nobody interesting left in that house and I hate the lot of them.

I am having real trouble deciding who I want to see out more, that c unt Derek, the twat Science or that irritating mincer Craig.

I would gladly hammer nails through each one of their heads for days on end.

Maxwell might have been a bit of a dick but at least he was having a laugh. The rest of them are taking it so seriously and the nominations from here on in are very obvious, meaning we can expect to see Kemal, Makosi and Derek/Vanessa battling it out for victory (although nobody in the public will be voting for Vanessa, she'll just make it to the end by virtue of not receiving any nominations).

It fucks me off that the people that make the decisions (ie 12 year old girls who spend all their pocket money on texting Big Brother) keep voting out the entertaining characters just because they want to see the prettiest men survive. All the past winners have been boring as f*** when there have always been far more entertaining characters involved.

Channel 4 should start discounting votes from anyone under the age of 18.
 












Hiney

Super Moderator
Helpful Moderator
Jul 5, 2003
19,396
Penrose, Cornwall
Max is all right.

It's people like Kemal, Makosi, and Science you've got to worry about - f***ing lunatics.

Vanessa is just an eating machine who adds nothing.

Derek is OK sometimes but then comes out with some absolute bollocks.

Craig is OK but a bit precious

Anthony is OK but won't give an opinion on anything

Orlaith needs to stop getting her plastic bags out at every opportunity

Eugene is the sort of bloke you would want to twat after 5 minutes of listening to him
 




Brighton Boy

New member
Nov 11, 2003
2,463
Lancing
Science........Loud mouthed tosser

Derek.......... Arrogant tosser

Eugene......... Why?

Vanessa....... Fat Bitch, why would people like her she seems everybit a Tideway Student.........DUMB.

Orlaith..............Nice arse, but a blatant whore who just wants to get her bags out.....and they aint that good. Adds nothing apart from arrogance and bullshit.

Makosi......Fuckin Drama Queen......."Im Pregnant"........Your not though are you.......Lying Gobshite who i would be more than happy to kick between her legs.

Kemal........:censored: :censored: :censored: :censored:

Craig.......... Mincer.......A complete piss Bag

Anthony.......Says nothing of relevance..........Cocktard
 




RonnieO'Sullivan

New member
Feb 21, 2005
2,823
Brighton Boy said:
Science........Loud mouthed tosser

Derek.......... Arrogant tosser

Eugene......... Why?

Vanessa....... Fat Bitch, why would people like her she seems everybit a Tideway Student.........DUMB.

Orlaith..............Nice arse, but a blatant whore who just wants to get her bags out.....and they aint that good. Adds nothing apart from arrogance and bullshit.

Makosi......Fuckin Drama Queen......."Im Pregnant"........Your not though are you.......Lying Gobshite who i would be more than happy to kick between her legs.

Kemal........:censored: :censored: :censored: :censored:

Craig.......... Mincer.......A complete piss Bag

Anthony.......Says nothing of relevance..........Cocktard

one gets the feeling you dont like any of them then! i like the tideway dig anyway.

gotta be eugene to win hes god!
 


smudge

Up the Albion!
Jul 8, 2003
7,376
On the ocean wave
Brighton Boy said:
Science........Loud mouthed tosser

Derek.......... Arrogant tosser

Eugene......... Why?

Vanessa....... Fat Bitch, why would people like her she seems everybit a Tideway Student.........DUMB.

Orlaith..............Nice arse, but a blatant whore who just wants to get her bags out.....and they aint that good. Adds nothing apart from arrogance and bullshit.

Makosi......Fuckin Drama Queen......."Im Pregnant"........Your not though are you.......Lying Gobshite who i would be more than happy to kick between her legs.

Kemal........:censored: :censored: :censored: :censored:

Craig.......... Mincer.......A complete piss Bag

Anthony.......Says nothing of relevance..........Cocktard

Got to agree with you, although I'd add a bit more abuse. They really are a shower of shit!
 


Turkey

Well-known member
Jul 4, 2003
15,584
Craig and Anthony talking about Brighton at the moment. Craig says he loves the place.. great nights out and great clothes shops. Anthony says he'll have to have a night out in Brighton. :jester:
 




Shizuoka Dolphin

NSC M0DERATOR
Jul 8, 2003
6,987
N/A
Couldn't we have just continued an old BB thread instead of starting yet another one? There are TWO YEARS worth of posts on here after all.
 


Pavilionaire

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
31,271
My prediction - Science will get nominated by everybody this week and get the boot on Friday.

1 week later - Derek v Eugene. Goodbye Eugene.

2 weeks later - Derek v Orlaith. Goodbye Orlaith.
 


smudge

Up the Albion!
Jul 8, 2003
7,376
On the ocean wave
That f*cking Makosi will probably win, leading the deluded drama queen to believe she's popular.

I could do some damage in that house with a bit of 4 by 2!

:angry:
 


Cheeky Monkey

Well-known member
Jul 17, 2003
23,879
s.stubbs said:
Hope Mockney Maxwell gets a good kicking outside,gobby little c*nt deserves it.

I suspect that will be either happen at Arsenal's first away fixture of the season, or equally likely to happen courtesy of his own fans in the North Bank after a few derisory comments are made in his direction.

Derek and Science are gonna be the last two in that house, no contest. Next to go is Craig, what a sheep-like, spineless and miserable twat he is - all this pretend sulking over Saskia and Chavwell going as though it's ruined his life!!
 




Cheeky Monkey

Well-known member
Jul 17, 2003
23,879
smudge said:
That f*cking Makosi will probably win, leading the deluded drama queen to believe she's popular.


:angry:

Nah, too mentally unbalanced/bunny boilerish to win.....although in her deluded divaesque mind she thinks she's got it in the bag.
 


CHAPPERS

DISCO SPENG
Jul 5, 2003
45,097
This FUCKER deserves a slap.

kemal_hp.jpg
 
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