The English disease is back....

[Buzzer]

Captain Sensible put it better:

I attended Stanley Tech
in South Norwood Hill
I think it was, oh yeah
where the bronze bust was nicked
let me think, it must've been in my third year
lying in wait outside Virgo for Bayliss
and the Lady Edredge Manor School
I worked at the Fairfield Halls
cleaning toilets, but I understood some day
I'd be back in my own right
giving concerts in my own peculiar way (laughter)
but I kept my rabbit back at home
and I cleaned it every other day
(other day, other day, other day)
and now the time has come to say
farewell Tup with your sardines
and the TV set that I bought
and now the time has come to say
farewell Mom to your baked beans
and the proper Dons I never knew

I'll be in Los Angeles
where the famous people never quite get old
yeah, in Los Angeles
where they're all to rich to even feel the cold
but I'll still be dreaming of you Croydon
especially in the cold and rain
(cold and rain, cold and rain, cold and rain)
and now the time has come to say
I'll be leaving Croydon way
to the lovely town I once knew
and now the time has come to say
I'll be back another day
saying sunnily
what a day
what a day
what a day
what a day
what a day

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Captain Sensible put it better:

I attended Stanley Tech
in South Norwood Hill
I think it was, oh yeah
where the bronze bust was nicked
let me think, it must've been in my third year
lying in wait outside Virgo for Bayliss
and the Lady Edredge Manor School
I worked at the Fairfield Halls
cleaning toilets, but I understood some day
I'd be back in my own right
giving concerts in my own peculiar way (laughter)
but I kept my rabbit back at home
and I cleaned it every other day
(other day, other day, other day)
and now the time has come to say
farewell Tup with your sardines
and the TV set that I bought
and now the time has come to say
farewell Mom to your baked beans
and the proper Dons I never knew

I'll be in Los Angeles
where the famous people never quite get old
yeah, in Los Angeles
where they're all to rich to even feel the cold
but I'll still be dreaming of you Croydon
especially in the cold and rain
(cold and rain, cold and rain, cold and rain)
and now the time has come to say
I'll be leaving Croydon way
to the lovely town I once knew
and now the time has come to say
I'll be back another day
saying sunnily
what a day
what a day
what a day
what a day
what a day

 

[Woodchip]

...trouble with English fans at the last 3 Man U euro games and trouble at the last Spurs euro game.

And there's UEFA saying that European police should take after the brits. Silly UEFA. Don't they know we're diseased?!?!

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Good old Cap'n

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Re: Re: The English disease is back....

And there's UEFA saying that European police should take after the brits. Silly UEFA. Don't they know we're diseased?!?!

Speak for yourself Chippers!

 

[NMH]

How are the fields by the way? Oh and the models you are shagging?

Models? Shagging?
I have to remind you, I am living back in Engerland with all your chavvy sisters that barely speak the lingo

One of the neigh-bourly horses is becoming quite friendly, but she only wants me cos the grass IS greener (and longer, since they've nibbled theirs to the roots) on my side of t' fence.

Oh, and there's a better quality of road-kill in these parts - pheasant is rather lovely, and venison - once the guts, head and trotters are buried and the skinning is done and dusted - goes a long way

 

[surrey jim]

I was getting really pissed-off at work with the crap loacl radio station saying during the news,
"Manchester Utd's win was overshadowed by crowd trouble"
COMPLETE BULL!
21 arrested out of 75,000.
Less than were probably arrested in most towns or city's last night.
HAMPSHIRE DAVE

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Models? Shagging?
I have to remind you, I am living back in Engerland with all your chavvy sisters that barely speak the lingo

One of the neigh-bourly horses is becoming quite friendly, but she only wants me cos the grass IS greener (and longer, since they've nibbled theirs to the roots) on my side of t' fence.

Oh, and there's a better quality of road-kill in these parts - pheasant is rather lovely, and venison - once the guts, head and trotters are buried and the skinning is done and dusted - goes a long way

You leave my chavvy sister out of it! Are you bhaexpress in disguise?!

 

[HAMPSHIRE DAVE]

Cheers Surrey Jim!
If Croydon is so bleeding wonderful why does everyone move out at the first chance?
"GOOD OLD SUSSEX BY THE SEA"
The green fields,the sea,history!
CROYDON:Full of chav's, under age girls pushing pushchairs around.
Ugly buildings etc,etc.
Guess they must all get "up the duff" CAUSE THERE'S FU&K
ALL TO DO THERE!
NOBODY GOES TO CROYDON ON THEIR HOLS DO THEY?
HAMPSHIRE DAVE

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Cheers Surrey Jim!
If Croydon is so bleeding wonderful why does everyone move out at the first chance?
"GOOD OLD SUSSEX BY THE SEA"
The green fields,the sea,history!
CROYDON:Full of chav's, under age girls pushing pushchairs around.
Ugly buildings etc,etc.
Guess they must all get "up the duff" CAUSE THERE'S FU&K
ALL TO DO THERE!
NOBODY GOES TO CROYDON ON THEIR HOLS DO THEY?
HAMPSHIRE DAVE

Might have something to do with Croydon not being a coastal town?

I maybe wrong but i think i am safe!

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Cheers Surrey Jim!
If Croydon is so bleeding wonderful why does everyone move out at the first chance?


And this coming from a bloke who lives in Southampton!

 

[1066gull]

Yes, it really is "back".

ManUre fans have been given a far less allocation in the FA Cup Semi Final against Watford meaning we are going to get another Hillsbrough, just like Liverpool fans then had a smaller allocation vs. Forest.

 

[bhanutz]

Yes, it really is "back".

ManUre fans have been given a far less allocation in the FA Cup Semi Final against Watford meaning we are going to get another Hillsbrough, just like Liverpool fans then had a smaller allocation vs. Forest.

what the f*** are you on about?