[Albion] The Duke and Duchess of Sussex

[maffew]

Well, royal dukes don't use surnames at all but the point I was making is that, if he did, it wouldn't be Sussex.

Yeah I was reading something about this. Its going to be a bit of a pain in the arse for Megan to get her citizenship and passport and stuff. She'll probably be ok though one would hope

 

[Saunders]

They are one of our own...one of our own...Harry and Megan they are one of our own

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Well, royal dukes don't use surnames at all but the point I was making is that, if he did, it wouldn't be Sussex.

Where does the Duke of York stand on all this? And what of the rumours he's had ten thousand men?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

"What in the hell is Burwash?
Where would we find Ansty?
We've never heard of Horsham
Bexhill or Ardingly
We're clueless over Hastings
Chichester, Rye, Crawley"
Both the groom and bride
Need a tourist guide
To Sussex by the Sea

 

[Jesus Gul]

Isn’t it tradition that the bride’s father pays for the wedding? No wonder he had a heart attack

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Isn’t it tradition that the bride’s father pays for the wedding? No wonder he had a heart attack

I was thinking this earlier. Imagine the Queen turning up and saying "Here's the bill, but as a gesture to our third favourite grandchild, Philip and I would like to make a contribution- how does two thousand sound?".

 

[Ernest]

"What in the hell is Burwash?
Where would we find Ansty?
We've never heard of Horsham
Bexhill or Ardingly
We're clueless over Hastings
Chichester, Rye, Crawley"
Both the groom and bride
Need a tourist guide
To Sussex by the Sea

Is that Amber RUDD

 

[Beach Hut]

Is that Amber RUDD

Fired up the disco yet for the happy couple ?

 

[Dorset Seagull]

I thought Harry’s father was going to walk her down the aisle?

 

[Beach Hut]

I thought Harry’s father was going to walk her down the aisle?

He did, just for the last short bit

 

[Crispy Ambulance]

Where does the Duke of York stand on all this? And what of the rumours he's had ten thousand men?

Best ask Kerry Katona aka Tenpole Tudor - as she's had the swords of a thousand men!

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

Shes a lovely princess and im sure shes not allowed him any hankypanky and kept herself vaginal for her first night as a royal to.

don't you just like them dirty !
regards
DR

 

[Crispy Ambulance]

It's a shame Attila no longer does the PA at home games, otherwise we could have had:-

Duchess of Sussex never grew up
I hope she never will
Broken down Daimler sits in the car park
Says she's got scum to kill, scum to kill.

Duchess of Sussex, knows where the Amex is
Says it's Tony's gift
Knows all the history of the Albion
Needs a man, Shane forbid, Shane forbid!

Obviously followed up with either Don't Bring Harry or Hurry Up Harry!

 

[Dorset Seagull]

He did, just for the last short bit

Whoosh?

 

[Withdean]

Does that mean they’ll come to the Amex?

 

[AmexRuislip]

dirty harry !
regards
DR

Corrected for you!

 

[Crispy Ambulance]

Does it include Burwash in Kent and maybe we can have Tunbridge Wells back.

Not unless they reduce their petrol prices!

 

[Ernest]

Fired up the disco yet for the happy couple ?

Flock of SEAGULLS is on next, Meghan a BIG fan

 

[Crispy Ambulance]

Flock of SEAGULLS is on next, Meghan a BIG fan

You're just WISHING!

 

[AmexRuislip]

Flock of SEAGULLS is on next, Meghan a BIG fan

Are you doing requests?