[Albion] The Duke and Duchess of Sussex

[Ernest]

Are you doing requests?

No WEIRDOS is my request

 

[AmexRuislip]

No WEIRDOS is my request

Sorry, don't know that one!

 

[Beach Hut]

No WEIRDOS is my request

No more WEIRDOS anymore

 

[Crispy Ambulance]

No more WEIRDOS anymore

How many Stranglers songs can hijack a thread about a newly married couple?

 

[Ernest]

How many Stranglers songs can hijack a thread about a newly married couple?

I want to LICK Meghan's Golden BROWN skin

 

[AmexRuislip]

Don't bring Harry, said MM father!

 

[Crispy Ambulance]

He must have been RAVEN mad to marry her!

 

[burnee54]

Shes a lovely princess and im sure shes not allowed him any hankypanky and kept herself vaginal for her first night as a royal to.

Difficult as she's been married before.

 

[Two Professors]

Where does the Duke of York stand on all this? And what of the rumours he's had ten thousand men?

Thought the rumour said Duchess of York?

 

[Medwayseagull]

Are there any historic counties left for any other royal hangers on to ingratiate themselves to ?

 

[Kuipers Supporters Club]

Oh Harry Windsor, you are the love of my life,
Oh Harry Windsor, I'd want to shag your wife,
Oh Harry Windsor, I want ginger hair too.

Edited for accuracy

 

[Blue3]

When they come to visit Sussex we need to proclaim him King of Sussex take back control build a wall around the kingdom of Sussex and make Kent pay for it then using Megan's connections back home we can negotiate our own trade deals with the USA George Clooney for Prime minister rename 360i Brightons Trump Tower Sussex will forever be strong and stabile eventually we could become a state of the Americas change our kingdoms name to reflect the new alliance using parts of our old historic name and the new country we will become anyway enough time for my medication and a lay down

 

[Perfidious Albion]

* not allow him any hankypanky *

I cracked up when he could not keep a straight face when promising to be faithful.....

 

[Icy Gull]

* not allow him any hankypanky *

I cracked up when he could not keep a straight face when promising to be faithful.....

For richer, for poorer made me smile

 

[Surf's Up]

Cufk ‘em

 

[Jackthelad]

maybe we can have Tunbridge Wells back.

Why would we want it back, they can have it.

 

[Hamilton]

I’m assuming we can now unify east and west now that we have a Duke and Duchess of Sussex.

And, when do we all get a day off?


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[Thunder Bolt]

The new royal coat of arms. Not martlets but a seagull with a lion rampant. The seagull's crown appears to have slipped around its neck.

https://twitter.com/BBCSussex/status/1000012778223099904

[tweet]1000012778223099904[/tweet]

 

[BN9 BHA]

The new royal coat of arms. Not martlets but a seagull with a lion rampant. The seagull's crown appears to have slipped around its neck.

https://twitter.com/BBCSussex/status/1000012778223099904

[tweet]1000012778223099904[/tweet]

That's not a seagull

 

[Thunder Bolt]

That's not a seagull

I know. It's a songbird, but it looks a bit like a seagull.