The definitive list of football cliches

[Freddie Goodwin.]

"We didn't really turn up today but I'm glad we've got a game in midweek to put it right"

 

[TheJasperCo]

Unbelievable Jeff!

 

[Coach_Carter_92]

The word "unlucky".

 

[SeagullSongs]

Finished with aplomb

 

[Norman Potting]

He just needed to put his foot through it

 

[Paul Reids Sock]

He almost hit it too well

If the keeper hadn't got there, that was a goal (I bloody hate this one)

 

[nwgull]

Your Ronaldos, your Man Uniteds, your Chelseas, your Messis....

I absolutely loath this one! However, in the case of 'your Ronaldos' it could actually be correct.

 

[KNC]

We'll push on from here.

 

[vegster]

" he's got a great engine "

 

[Seasider78]

Could they be suffering from a (insert cup competition here) hangover

 

[vegster]

" ( Insert players name ) is scoring for fun at the moment..."

 

[Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper]

Two points dropped/a point gained

 

[Vegas Seagull]

Back stick

 

[Vegas Seagull]

Forgettable first half

 

[StonehamPark]

"They're asking questions"
"They're knocking on the door"

 

[vegster]

" For me, that's not a penalty but I've seen them given....."

 

[hart's shirt]

Whilst this game needs a goal although one goal's never enough, they can't score from Row Z even though there's no easy games at this level with the other team setting out their stall.

It's a funny old game.

 

[pasty]

You can't win anything with kids ©Alan Hansen, Aug 1995

 

[BrianWade4]

Very much so.

 

[W.C.]

No plan B