The definitive list of football cliches

[MissGull]

He's gone missing

 

[Dick Head]

Want to make [insert stadium] a fortress.

 

[Ken Livingstone Seagull]

Park the bus

 

[SeagullSongs]

He's got a good touch for a big man.

 

[Dick Head]

A bad time to concede (as if there's a good time to).

 

[Dick Head]

Like a Cup Final.

 

[Dick Head]

Squeaky bum.

 

[Luke93]

It's such a tight game!! (Boring 0-0 dribble)

 

[Dick Head]

[Insert manager's name] has lost the dressing room.

 

[Dick Head]

It's such a tight game!! (Boring 0-0 dribble)

Bore draw.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Disappointed - the strongest emotion known to footballer

 

[maltaseagull]

There a good side

Police!!!!

 

[MissGull]

FA cup magic

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Earlydoors

 

[El Sid]

Chairman: "<Manager_Name> has my full backing"

 

[Moshe Gariani]

"[Insert every single bleeding team in the world] is always a hard place to go to"

 

[Moshe Gariani]

"If offered a point before the game I'm sure [X] would have bitten your arm off"

No-one has ever been offered a point before a game (apart perhaps from Southampton and Tottenham in 1978) but you would think it goes on all the time...

 

[Deanbha]

He couldn't of hit it any better. Usually when a player misses!

 

[MissGull]

Your Ronaldos, your Man Uniteds, your Chelseas, your Messis....

 

[TheJasperCo]

It was a terrible decision by the referee.