The Current Bun Story of the Day

[Brovion]

I like the way they called her 'fast food fan Natalie Jackson' as opposed to 'lardy-arsed hippo Natalie Jackson'

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

... why would you let the sun report on this.. what did she expect?? no amount of money is worth the humiliation she's just got... that picture though, says it all about the current state of affairs in this country, it's like a work of art i tells ya!

 

[Dave the OAP]

and she comes from Huddersfield.....you see why I left now?

 

[CHAPPERS]

and she comes from Huddersfield.....you see why I left now?

Because you didn't have any friends there?

 

[Mendoza]

do you reckon her and "her pal" split the FOURTEEN chicken pieces, SIX bags of fries and large COKES evenly, or was she a porker and took more than her half of the £13.16p's worth?

 

[Dave the OAP]

Because you didn't have any friends there?

sadly that is right.......

although janet Boothroyd used to take me to Sunday School and I fancied her like any good 6 year old could do.

 

[El Presidente]

shes got a face on her that youd just want to take a giant shit on too

Do you think she would enjoy a Woodingdean Pizza?

 

[champion7]

shes got a face on her that youd just want to take a giant shit on too

looks like someone already has

 

[wehatepalace]

I'd f*** her !

 

[captainmorganrum]

In other FAT PERSON news.....

"world's fattest man to marry"
BBC NEWS | World | Americas | World's heaviest man set to marry

 

[maffew]

do you reckon her and "her pal" split the FOURTEEN chicken pieces, SIX bags of fries and large COKES evenly, or was she a porker and took more than her half of the £13.16p's worth?

she ate her mate first by the looks of it

f*** those arms are as wide as me

 

[Lewes' best seagull]

She will have needed the bucket after eating all that!!

 

[chobby]

I liked this one news story

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/itn/20081002/twl-pull-the-udder-one-mad-cow-jailed-41f21e0.html

 

[Lady Whistledown]

My god, there's bingo wings, and then there's those

 

[Silent Bob]

In other FAT PERSON news.....

"world's fattest man to marry"
BBC NEWS | World | Americas | World's heaviest man set to marry

"The world's heaviest man says he is to marry his girlfriend later this month after losing nearly half his original body weight."

That's just careless.

 

[chobby]

In other FAT PERSON news.....

"world's fattest man to marry"
BBC NEWS | World | Americas | World's heaviest man set to marry

Good luck to him, saw a program on the telly about him, nice bloke. Shame about his problem, but, alot of people helped him out there. Although I was abit suspious about her, money motivated, but could be wrong.

 

[Gully]

My god, there's bingo wings, and then there's those

Those aren't bingo wings, they are Euro Millions wings!!!

 

[fragglegull]

I liked this one news story

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/itn/20081002/twl-pull-the-udder-one-mad-cow-jailed-41f21e0.html

Right i might be being naive here but how the hell does someone end up like that....i mean surely at some stage, when you are too big to move, breath, wash someone would intervene...i mean he must have been too big to go out and get food so surely his family/friends or whatever could have starved the fat f--ker??

 

[chobby]

Right i might be being naive here but how the hell does someone end up like that....i mean surely at some stage, when you are too big to move, breath, wash someone would intervene...i mean he must have been too big to go out and get food so surely his family/friends or whatever could have starved the fat f--ker??

I think the last line, where the judge said "Michele is pretty well known to us. She's 'struggled,' to say the least." says it all.

 

[Dr Q]

I like the fact that the fat KFC lass has taken the time to highlight her hair ..... in an attempt to take the ephmasis off her enormous bulk perhaps!
Unless its there to distract the whalers homing in with their harpoons!