The Current Bun Story of the Day

[Lady Whistledown]

I like the fact that the fat KFC lass has taken the time to highlight her hair ..... in an attempt to take the ephmasis off her enormous bulk perhaps!

Hey, even ugly great behemoths need to feel special from time to time (presumably doing her hair gave her something to help while away the early hours while KFC was closed)

 

[TSB]

Good advertising for KFC. MAHOOSIVE Fat Bitch eats there 3 times a week. Nice one.

 

[TSB]

"The world's heaviest man says he is to marry his girlfriend later this month after losing nearly half his original body weight."

That's just careless.

must be a Ricky Gervais line...

 

[TSB]

I liked this one news story

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/itn/20081002/twl-pull-the-udder-one-mad-cow-jailed-41f21e0.html

"The 32-year-old, who was wearing nothing underneath the costume, was forced to wear it in a cell over the weekend and for her first court appearance, when she pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct."

Marvellous scenes.