The club's Vegas trip: guess the pitfall?

[Medwayseagull]

Paul Barber tries to poach Jack Wiltshire and after getting out of the jaccuzzi with him and four surgically enhanced blonde bimbos, shares a bong under a sunbed.
The Sun on Sunday take photos ready for this Sundays rag following on from Duffygate.

Do you mean a bong or with Bong ?

 

[Official Old Man]

Either-
Tony gets banned from all casinos (which I suspect to be true)
Tony is treated like a whale (big spender) and gets every perk going before clearing out the hotel
Couple (most) of the players miss plane home for parade

 

[Springal]

Either-
Tony gets banned from all casinos (which I suspect to be true)
Tony is treated like a whale (big spender) and gets every perk going before clearing out the hotel
Couple (most) of the players miss plane home for parade

I doubt Tony is banned. He is good but not THAT good. Think the whale thing is a bit closer to the truth

 

[Stat Brother]

I guess Vegas isn't debauched enough for Chrissy H.
I assume he's gone to some absolute filthmonging depraved 'resort' for his R & R.


#YouKnowWhatHe'sLike.

 

[Dave the OAP]

says the goon who posted fake news pictures of fog at the amex resulting in fans thinking a game was off.

Did the club revoke your press pass as it should have ?

what fog pictures? I missed that one?

 

[neilbard]

Tony Bloom gives all the Premier League money to Dunk to look after he then goes f**king mental and puts it all on black and b**locks we are back signing players from Sunday league.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I forgot to add some sort of Ocean's Eleven heist as an option. Dammit.

 

[golddene]

Rattle snake lunges at Stockdale and he doesn't see it coming and gets struck.

Rattle snake lunges at Stocko, he parries it onto the bar where it proceeds to bite half the squad who are quietly supping their pints

 

[BlockDpete]

They all convert to the Mormon religion...

 

[Dorset Seagull]

I'm not sure Dorset is a fitting reward for what this squad have achieved... and nor does it appeal to those with far too much money !

Not been to Sandbanks then!

 

[whitelion]

They all convert to the Mormon religion...

Ones already started on that route.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

There's definitely going to be a drive thru wedding. Possibly between Stockdale and Duffy. Or Knockaert and Hemed. Dunk's coming back bankrupt. Martin Perry will get a face tattoo.

Anyone know what hotel they're staying in?

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Bloom gets Stockdale pissed who then signs a new contract....Job done!

Genius

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

There's definitely going to be a drive thru wedding. Possibly between Stockdale and Duffy. Or Knockaert and Hemed. Dunk's coming back bankrupt. Martin Perry will get a face tattoo.

Anyone know what hotel they're staying in?

Knockeart - Goldson's the big bromance I thought.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Knockeart - Goldson's the big bromance I thought.

Yeah but a vegas wedding isn't about bromance, it's about lust.

 

[pishhead]

The whole squad rock up with the idea of a couple of days on the lash but find out that Barber has them down for loads of excursions. They think sod that, poodle Perry rohypnols him and the rest of them have a great time.

 

[Is it PotG?]

I forgot to add some sort of Ocean's Eleven heist as an option. Dammit.

Was going to Photoshop but the red jacket threw me.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Saw them last night.

They were acting as normal people in Vegas I'm afraid, nothing to see here.

I mean spit roasting half a
Dozen hookers is normal, right?

 

[Shorehamkid]

Saw them last night.

They were acting as normal people in Vegas I'm afraid, nothing to see here.

Once the jet-lag wears off they'll be upping that ante surely? What's the point in going to Vegas if you aren't gonna go BIG?

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Saw them last night.

They were acting as normal people in Vegas I'm afraid, nothing to see here.

I mean spit roasting half a
Dozen hookers is normal, right?

Half a dozen seems a bit cheap for a squad of players, the management and the board. I'd expect Barber to have half a dozen to himself for starters.