The club's Vegas trip: guess the pitfall?

[ROSM]

Paul barber enforces an 8pm curfew and insists all casinos install clocks just for this week

All suitcases, bags and hotel rooms are searched and alcoholic drinks are limited to one per person per day

Dennis wise is found at a blackjack table and is instantly employed as our director of football

 

[BBassic]

Other: Bloom beats Stockdale in a high stakes game of Snap and he signs a new contract.

 

[rocker959]

New kit for 2017 / 18 season

 

[Stat Brother]

You just know the little fella wearing a bobble hat and carrying a duffle bag will cause an almighty ruck with the Newcastle squad after they were rude about the AMEX.

 

[Wozza]

Who's Shane Duffy? :lolol

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[Triggaaar]

The original Sin City

Pompeii?

 

[Knocky's Nose]

They go and see Britney Spears in concert - who throws her arms and legs around so well we sign her up as first choice 'keeper...

 

[Petee]

My moneys on Ankergren ending up in a police cell

 

[Bry Nylon]

I'm not suggesting they should have gone to a farm house B&B in Dorset (although that would have been my choice), but Las Vegas does seem to be an unnecessarily high-risk destination for a bunch of footballers with too much money.

The only thing to spend your cash on is gambling, booze and hookers - and the rest you just end up squandering.

 

[ROSM]

They go and see Britney Spears in concert - who throws her arms and legs around so well we sign her up as first choice 'keeper...

Alternatively, whilst so amazed at her enhanced cleavage, Bloom decides to sign two big ones up front next season

 

[JC Footy Genius]

Other - Congratulatory trophy set to be presented to the team in prestigious venue... they fail to turn up

 

[Marshy]

I am suprised TB is not banned from all Casino's in Las Vegas... surely they will know of his arrival...

 

[whitelion]

Adam Richman challenges the group to a Man v Food challenge and the players spend the next two months working off the excess fat.

 

[knocky1]

Pompeii?

Sodom or Gomorrah?

 

[rocker959]

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Brilliant

 

[Springal]

I'm not suggesting they should have gone to a farm house B&B in Dorset (although that would have been my choice), but Las Vegas does seem to be an unnecessarily high-risk destination for a bunch of footballers with too much money.

The only thing to spend your cash on is gambling, booze and hookers - and the rest you just end up squandering.

I'm not sure Dorset is a fitting reward for what this squad have achieved... and nor does it appeal to those with far too much money !

 

[Stat Brother]

I am suprised TB is not banned from all Casino's in Las Vegas... surely they will know of his arrival...

They'll be collecting Tony from the airport, and comping him all round the city.

 

[pornomagboy]

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[hans kraay fan club]

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Cult zeroes

 

[pornomagboy]

Cult zeroes

thankyou

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