[Food] The bread buttering pole

[Bakero]

Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?

Excuse me?

 

[TomandJerry]

Clearly I'm in the minority that tends to only butter one slice

 

[Flounce]

I see there are so far four, presumably thrifty Scots, voting one piece only

 

[TomandJerry]

Why is there no option for 'neither'?

Because no one who was involved in the bread buttering debate argued a case for a no buttered sandwich

 

[LamieRobertson]

Because no one who was involved in the bread buttering debate argued a case for a no buttered sandwich

It was just you arguing with yourself over a babysham ….i’m right aren’t I

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Following a heated debate at the local Wetherspoons, I bring back this point of topic

Do you butter both slices of bread for a sandwich, or just the one slice?

Where is the 'neither' and 'it depends' options.

Ham and jam its both sides.

Smoked salmon one

Bacon egg and sausage, neither.

 

[Gabbafella]

Often neither. If adding another condiment, butter can be omitted imo.

That's crazy talk.

 

[Gabbafella]

I butter both.
My Mrs butters one.
My stepdaughter doesn't butter either.

I don't know how long I can keep living with these savages.

 

[Cotton Socks]

Following a heated debate at the local Wetherspoons, I bring back this point of topic

Do you butter both slices of bread for a sandwich, or just the one slice?

It's suddenly become clear why there are lots of fights in 'spoons. It all starts with butter.
Both for me.

 

[Papak]

Excuse me?

What?

 

[Motogull]

Marmite = butter one side. Anything else both.

What about if you just have one slice.?

Fold it in half.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

I see there are so far four, presumably thrifty Scots, voting one piece only

Or people wanting to reduce fat in their diet.

 

[papajaff]

Can we have a poll to see if it's pole or poll? And get a Pole to adjudicate.

 

[Triggaaar]

I butter both.
My Mrs butters one.
My stepdaughter doesn't butter either.

I'm not surprised she doesn't butter either with the amount you and the Mrs have already slapped on

 

[Bakero]

What?

Would you like us to assign someone to worry your mother?

 

[Bakero]

That's crazy talk.

Lunacy

Do you really need butter if you've got mayo, for example?

Anyway, I bet half the posters aren't even using real butter.

 

[KZNSeagull]

Do you really need butter if you've got mayo, for example?

Anyway, I bet half the posters aren't even using real butter.

Yes! Butter/Butter substitute provides the perfect barrier to prevent the mayo etc from soaking into the bread rendering the sandwich inedible.

 

[Deadly Danson]

I wonder what Guy Butters.

 

[tedebear]

Both, and even if you are having peanut butter you still butter both...Go long, go hard.

 

[Gabbafella]

Do you really need butter if you've got mayo, for example?

Anyway, I bet half the posters aren't even using real butter.

Yes.
And I usually use proper butter, I make cheesecakes so I always have it knocking about in the fridge.