The best The Life of Brain quotes.....to lighten up the evening

[northstandsteve]

line on the left one cross each

 

[northstandsteve]

your only making it worse for yourself

 

[wunt be druv]

Crucifixion?good..through the door,queue on the left,one cross each..crucifixion?good..through the door,queue on the left one cross each.....

 

[Paskman]

"'Aggle!"

 

[Sussex Nomad]

splitter!!!!

National Front of Judeah? Wanker!

 

[DIRK STEELE]

National Front of Judeah? Wanker!

Fu(k off... I'm with The Judean People's Front....

 

[Hunting 784561]

He has a wife you know - Incontinentia Buttocks.

 

[jezzer]

"All I said was that piece of Halibut was good enough for Jehovah!"

 

[readingstockport]

how do know he's a king? cause he's not covered in shit!

I got better.

 

[Everest]

What is "The Life of Brain"?

 

[backson]

(High voice) Sorry, I... (deep voice)... thought we'd started

 

[Janbha]

Are there any women here today ?

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Right! Who threw that?

 

[Boycee]

We found this spoon, sir

 

[Jameson]

so that's agreed then; we are the Peoples Front of Judea.

f***! we're the Judea n People's Front...

 

[Taybha]

There shall in that time be rumors of things going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things with the sort of raffia-work base, that has an attachment. At that time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer, and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock.

 

[albionite]

Nice one centurion!

 

[SpidersLegs]

Why Loreta Stan?
Where's the foetus going to gestate? In a box?!

 

[tubaman]

There shall in that time be rumors of things going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things with the sort of raffia-work base, that has an attachment. At that time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer, and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock.

You sad b*stard..................welease woderwick!

 

[tubaman]

Sooooooooooooooo full of quotes but the best has to be (as previously quoted) 'He's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy'