The best The Life of Brain quotes.....to lighten up the evening

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Im Brian and so is my wife.

 

[BadFish]

Sorry I have seen the film about 15 times but still need to look up the quotes because they look so much better when complete!

Researching a post on NSC!!! That is surely a banning offence. (not actually from the film)

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Researching a post on NSC!!! That is surely a banning offence. (not actually from the film)

Researching a posters post who is researching a post, banning offence!! Big nose

 

[Phat Baz 68]

Anyone else fancy a giggle when i say the name BIGGUS......... DICKUS !!!

 

[DIRK STEELE]

Researching a posters post who is researching a post, banning offence!! Big nose

splitter!!!!

 

[Slippery Seagull]

Nail em up! Nail some sense into them. Terrific race the Romans.....

 

[smelly]

Crucifixions a doddle.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

He's got it in for the birds now!

 

[Return of the Rev]

how do know he's a king? cause he's not covered in shit!

 

[NMH]

How many have come through?

eh heh heh heh

don't worry about him sir, he's ma....ma......ma

(anyway go on with your story)

 

[vegster]

" He's Gone !... he's been taken up !



" No, there he is , He's over there... "

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

If it's not a personal question? Are you a virgin?
IF IT'S NOT A PERSONAL QUESTION
HOW MUCH MORE PERSONAL DO YOU WANT TO GET??
NOW PISS OFF!!!!!
Or
Your f***ing nicked me old beauty.

 

[Paskman]

"How shall we f*ck off oh Lord?"

Sent from - not telling as it upsets some people!

 

[Geoff Capes Shoebuff]

"Morning, saviour"

 

[Deportivo Seagull]

Who hit you, Goliaths big brother!?

 

[Hunting 784561]

Crucifixion ?

Er, no, freedom actually. They said I hadn't done anything and I could go and live on an island somewhere !

Very nice, well off you go then.

No, just pulling your leg, it's crucifixion really...

 

[Norman Potting]

Delivery is everything with some of these. The whole scene with the graffiti always makes me smile (....and write it out a hundred times or I'll cut your balls off) and "you must all learn to think for yourselves! - "show us how to think for ourselves"!

 

[Cadiz Seagull]

how do know he's a king? cause he's not covered in shit!

Wasn't that from the Holy Grail?

 

[northstandsteve]

i'm Brian so's my wife

 

[northstandsteve]

and what have the Romans ever done for us.....