* * * The Ashes - Official Thread * * *

[Lady Whistledown]

Aussie bowlers seem to have gone a bit OTT on the suncream

It's like they think you only get skin cancer on the cheekbones and nose

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

That’ll teach Strauss for being all cocky last night, should of played that last over instead of pissing them off you mug.

Thought you were going to bed?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Phew, lucky the fielder missed with that throw

 

[Helter]

Thought you were going to bed?

I have, got my laptop out.

 

[jakarta]

Great quality-
http://veetle.com/index.php/channel/view#4cd2f41b2ab54

Awful leave.

Thanks awfully Old Chap!

 

[pottert]

Shot trott 4

 

[Lady Whistledown]

That is the best quality stream I've used, normally they're rubbish, so, thanks

Weekend, bottle of wine open, lie in tomorrow...you know what, I might just take my time watching this Probably guarantees England will cave in, but you never know.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

What on EARTH does Bollinger look like?

 

[Helter]

Got a nice bottle of red wine next to me while I'm watching this, just hope we don't cave in. I'm drinking Wolf Blass, yellow label, beautiful wine.

 

[1066familyman]

that veetle is quite good quality, do they stream football as well?

I noticed they seem to have ESPN on there. So that's Wednesday sorted

 

[pottert]

Both bowlers are caked in sun screen because they know it will be a long hot day.

 

[1066familyman]

What on EARTH does Bollinger look like?

At what point will the razor come out do you think ?

 

[Sheebo]

that veetle is quite good quality, do they stream football as well?

I was wondering that - they seem to permanantly broadcast Sky Sports channels - dunno if anyone here uses it regularly?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Both bowlers are caked in sun screen because they know it will be a long hot day.

I realise it's sunscreen but why do they only plaster it on the cheeks and nose and not the chin or forehead or arms, that's my point? Why not just smother themselves all over in normal Factor 50 or whatever like the rest of us do?

PS I sincerely hope it is a long hot day for them

 

[Brighton Boy]

hussey you tit

 

[pottert]

Trott dropped phew.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Dropped catch by Mr Cricket

 

[1066familyman]

Trott gets lucky.

 

[Brighton Boy]

i thought Mitchell Johnson and Hilfenhaus were knobheads but these two bowlers might take their crown......plums