[Cricket] The Ashes- England v Australia- 2nd Test, Lords, June 28 - July 02, 2023

[Iggle Piggle]

Might as well ditch the whites and wear the pyjamas for the full impact.

 

[Simster]

Anyone else bored of this Baz ball Bollox ?

Not really - I'm more pissed off at England gifting their wickets to Australia by brainlessly falling into an obvious trap.

Bairstow chipping the Ashes to mid-on was just about as feeble as anything we've seen all morning.

 

[Eeyore]

And bairstow out you knob

Poorly timed shot but not an irresponsible one. He's not taken his own wicket like a lot of the others.

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Wafting your bat above your head has f*** all to with anything other than piss poor batting.

 

[Mackenzie]

Ouch.

 

[KZNSeagull]

Robinson gone for 9. Thin edge to keeper. 324-8

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Ouch.

Key thing never take your eyes off the ball.

 

[KZNSeagull]

Broad out plumb lbw. 325-9

 

[doogie004]

And another feck me

 

[nicko31]

On the plus side the Ozzies won't like these cool batting conditions, but do we have the bowling attack to rip through them?

 

[Simster]

Surely the shittest session of English cricket since Brendan took over.

 

[doogie004]

325 all out Aus 91 lead

 

[Is it PotG?]

At least the authorities save money on a new ball.

Bloody fiasco.

 

[KZNSeagull]

325 all out. Very poor effort from 188-1.

We will still win.

 

[Steve in Japan]

Just wow......6 for 48 this morning

 

[Mackenzie]

Underwhelming from England

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

Surely the shittest session of English cricket since Brendan took over.

It's not even the shittest session of English cricket since this time yesterday.

 

[Iggle Piggle]

Who remembers Pieterson getting himself out in Perth 2013? They moved a fielder into position for the catch and he tried to smash it over his head and got himself out.in the process.

This match is like watching that on repeat.

 

[Simster]

It's not even the shittest session of English cricket since this time yesterday.

I think it is.

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

I think it is.

I wasn't being entirely serious, but I'm more annoyed by the way our top order batters got themselves out yesterday evening than by our lower order being skittled this morning.