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The Apprentice







Common as Mook

Not Posh as Fook
Jul 26, 2004
5,642
Sneaky George said:
She's not that nice!

True, but you know what it's like when you have a particular fascination for a very average bit of scrot?

Ok maybe it just me then..............
 


Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,094
Lancing
Just because you're seeing things in purely skin colour tones doesn't necessarily mean everyone else - including Alan Sugar - does. I'd bet you'd make a fair interviewer...

MOH, my Malaysian partner who is certainly not white has been sworn out locally for being Asian by the local pondlife. If you are accusing me of being rascist you are barking up the wrong tree.
 


Behind Enemy Lines

Well-known member
Jul 18, 2003
4,884
London
Common as Mook said:
True, but you know what it's like when you have a particular fascination for a very average bit of scrot?

Ok maybe it just me then..............

No, I totally know what you mean. She let herself down last night and was made to look very stupid by Paul.
 


Man of Harveys

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
18,875
Brighton, UK
Sneaky George said:
His name was Manni not Samir. Do pay attention.

Apparently his wife failed her Samir test...ooh, please yerselves
 




Albion Dan

Banned
Jul 8, 2003
11,125
Peckham
Paul will get it I reckon, Ruth is good but shes got a rank personallity which will swing it in Pauls favour imo.

None of the others have a chance!!!!!
 


Sam

Formerly "Sambo"
Jul 22, 2003
2,438
Oxfordshire
Re: Re: Re: Re: The Apprentice

afters said:
from the arsegas:

He was given an earful by Sir Alan Sugar who pointed the finger of blame at Henry, 34, after his project group sold the least number of cars during the task.


well thats a load of crap, both teams sold 10 cars if im not mistaken, but the other team sold more extras (car care kits and guarantees). Technicality, but still wrong.

:wave:
 






withdeanwombat

Well-known member
Feb 17, 2005
8,731
Somersetshire
Wonder how far "Thank you,Sir Alan "would get in the show as a contestant?

Having seen his Premium Bond ads he'd deserve to be sacked first up.

Anyone else think Sir Als hatchet faced bloke looks like Willie Wonka's henchman in the first film?
 




Yorkie

Sussex born and bred
Jul 5, 2003
32,367
dahn sarf
Ruth, Paul and Tuan are by far the strongest candidates left.
 




Yorkie

Sussex born and bred
Jul 5, 2003
32,367
dahn sarf
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: The Apprentice

Sam said:
well thats a load of crap, both teams sold 10 cars if im not mistaken, but the other team sold more extras (car care kits and guarantees). Technicality, but still wrong.

:wave:

They got 10% commission on each car (which was 10 each) and £20 for the extras.
The winning team amassed over £200 more in commission.
 


Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash
Jul 6, 2003
72,327
Personally I'd pay good money NOT to work for old skool bully boss 'Sir' Alan Sugar and his well-past-the-sell-by-date crapola company.

The REAL documentary would have been a fly-on-the-wall job when he was chairman at Spurs when he had to deal with the full-on monster egos of El Tel and a bunch of disrespectful footballers. Don't think they ever made that one into a reality show tho. Shame.
 
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Beach Hut

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 5, 2003
72,315
Living In a Box
dwayne said:
truly dreadful candidates this time around.

And pray tell me, what do you base that on
 


Schrödinger's Toad

Nie dla Idiotów
Jan 21, 2004
11,957
Man of Harveys said:
The chubby girl good at selling cars will win.

Can't see it personally. She was in her element last night, but she struggles badly out of her area of expertise.

Tuan's reasonably astute, but has no charisma whatsoever.

Sanjay, or whatever the loudmouth Asian chap's called is similar to Paul Torrisi in that he thinks he's bloody great; the only difference being that Paul was right.


A pretty uninspiring bunch, all in all - I guess Paul stands most chance, even if he is a bit of a cock.
 


Yorkie

Sussex born and bred
Jul 5, 2003
32,367
dahn sarf
Re: Re: The Apprentice

Repugnant Toad said:

Sanjay, or whatever the loudmouth Asian chap's called

Sajid (prounounced Sayeed)
 








BUTTERBALL

East Stand Brighton Boyz
Jul 31, 2003
10,283
location location
Thank god that annoying Jo went. Antagonistic to the point of nausea. That fat girl will win it, Sugar likes salespeople and she seems to have that type of mentality he is looking for (I think). Great series in any case.
 


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