The Apprentice

[Man of Harveys]

Anyone else watch it last night? She may have had a lot of aimless energy which might appeal to some employers but I laughed, slapped my thigh and farted with glee when that curly-headed goofy-toothed fucktarded irritant was finally banished into a richly-deserved obscurity.

The chubby girl good at selling cars will win.

 

[Trufflehound]

I was surprised the BBC let him sack her. She may have been irritating, but she was good for ratings, in a "car crash TV" sort of a way.

 

[aftershavedave]

The chubby girl good at selling cars will win.

as predicted by my good self last night.

that big black guy from brighton apparently played football for millwall according to the argus. he could do with losing a few (dozen) pounds but could he do a job for us?

 

[Lammy]

My money is on the cheeky Headhunter guy.

Thanks f*** that Jo is OUT!

I thought she was going to ask Alan if there were any other jobs going before she finally f***ed OFF!

 

[aftershavedave]

Re: Re: Re: The Apprentice

Name?

from the arsegas:

Footballer turned businessman Ansell Henry came within a hair's breadth of being booted off BBC2's The Apprentice last night.

The Brighton-based former Millwall footballer sold only four cars in the latest project to test aspiring entrepreneurs' skills.

He was given an earful by Sir Alan Sugar who pointed the finger of blame at Henry, 34, after his project group sold the least number of cars during the task.

But he was spared being given the dreaded signature pistol point by Sir Alan. Personnel officer Jo Cameron, who sold no cars, was fired instead.

 

[Napper]

i reckon that guy who got into the row last night could win it, dont particularly like him but he seems pretty good at the tasks so far.

I reckon the fat bird could do a job in midfield

 

[Meade's Ball]

The fat woman gets the job done. She's had a bit in her life, i reckon, and the tiniest block of her holds hope. Her and the black fellow you mention will be at it in the next few weeks. A lovely couple.

 

[Man of Harveys]

My favourite bit of the whole programme is the ever-mirthless, sinister but funny conversation held between Alan Sugar and those other two reptiles on his side before he gets the losers in again and starts shouting at them.

 

[aftershavedave]

A lovely couple.

they're a couple?

conjures up a most unpleasant mental picture of a couple of hundred pounds of black and white flesh thrashing around

 

[Lammy]

Re: Re: Re: Re: The Apprentice

from the arsegas:

Footballer turned businessman Ansell Henry came within a hair's breadth of being booted off BBC2's The Apprentice last night.

The Brighton-based former Millwall footballer sold only four cars in the latest project to test aspiring entrepreneurs' skills.

He was given an earful by Sir Alan Sugar who pointed the finger of blame at Henry, 34, after his project group sold the least number of cars during the task.

But he was spared being given the dreaded signature pistol point by Sir Alan. Personnel officer Jo Cameron, who sold no cars, was fired instead.

Great reporting from the Argus as usual. Never let the facts get in the way of a good story.

"after his project group sold the least number of cars"

Both groups sold 10.

So by that token they also sold the most!

 

[surrey jim]

Alan: How many cars did you sell?

Jo: yeah but no but yeah but no but what happend was...

Alan: How many cars did you sell?

Jo: yeah but no but yeah but no but what happend was...

Alan: How many cars did you sell?

Jo: yeah but no but yeah but no but what happend was...

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Ansell looks like he could do a damn good job at the door of many nightspots in Brighton.

Ruth is a good salesperson but fat and ugly and Paul is ok when he has his head out of his bottom.

I think the standard is lower than last year.

Sugar has already done his pc thing by employing the Black bloke last year so Ansell is a non starter, he won;t employ two Black men in a row. He may want to get some favours from his Muslim clients so he may move onto the Bangladeshie chap this year.

Its a shue in the winner, won;t be black is more likely to be a woman this time

So Ruth it is or possibly the Bangladeshi chap.

 

[Lammy]

Ansell looks like he could do a damn good job at the door of many nightspots in Brighton.

Ruth is a good salesperson but fat and ugly and Paul is ok when he has his head out of his bottom.

I think the standard is lower than last year.

Sugar has already done his pc thing by employing the Black bloke last year so Ansell is a non starter, he won;t employ two Black men in a row. He may want to get some favours from his Muslim clients so he may move onto the Bangladeshie chap this year.

Its a shue in the winner, won;t be black is more likely to be a woman this time

So Ruth it is or possibly the Bangladeshi chap.

This post is the biggest load of bollocks I heard all day!

 

[aftershavedave]

Ansell looks like he could do a damn good job at the door of many nightspots in Brighton.

Ruth is a good salesperson but fat and ugly and Paul is ok when he has his head out of his bottom.

I think the standard is lower than last year.

Sugar has already done his pc thing by employing the Black bloke last year so Ansell is a non starter, he won;t employ two Black men in a row. He may want to get some favours from his Muslim clients so he may move onto the Bangladeshie chap this year.

Its a shue in the winner, won;t be black is more likely to be a woman this time

So Ruth it is or possibly the Bangladeshi chap.

so get your money on ansell it is then

 

[caz99]

my best bit - Alan - 'as sure as there is a hole in my arse'

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Its all politics

It will be a white woman or Muslim not a man and not black.

 

[aftershavedave]

btw: that blonde is rather nice. shame he sacked the tall brunette girl a week or two ago

 

[Man of Harveys]

This post is the biggest load of bollocks I heard all day!

Hear hear - unfuckingbelievable.

 

[aftershavedave]

Its all politics

It will be a white woman or Muslim not a man and not black.

even funnier than your last post