The Apprentice series 7 starts tonight

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

Next time I f*** up at work my excuse will be that I'm both the younger and the shortest....unfortunately it doesn't look like it works

 

[vegster]

After six previous series of The Apprentice......why waste your lives ?

 

[NUFC1892]

What a cock he came across as, so glad the **** got fired.

 

[Skaville]

After six previous series of The Apprentice......why waste your lives ?

Because it's ALWAYS entertaining.

 

[NUFC1892]

Seeing people who are so far up their own arse that it's unreal making utter twats out of themself and getting put in their place will never get old.

Quality entertainment.

 

[AMEXican Wave]

The girls always win the first task, there is always a loudmouth who wants to be the bloke's captain at the start. He always gets fired...

Everything is right in World Apprentice.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Schadenfreude TV innit?

It's funny watching these total have their balloons well and truly burst.

Edward's dodging of Sugar's questions was almost Brent-esque on occasion.

 

[Normal Rob]

Seeing people who are so far up their own arse that it's unreal making utter twats out of themself and getting put in their place will never get old.

Quality entertainment.

May i suggest that you buy a season ticket to Selhurst Park.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Seeing people who are so far up their own arse that it's unreal making utter twats out of themself and getting put in their place will never get old.

Quality entertainment.

....admit it, you could see him as one of them, couldn't you?

 

[Ninja Elephant]

The thing that really frustrated me was Karren's little bit of input. Other than her "you're representing women in business" rant of last series, has she EVER had any good input? All she was saying earlier on was complete and utter rubbish.

 

[brightonian finest]

Gavin looks a good early bet

 

[Behind Enemy Lines]

Already intensely dislike Melody.

 

[NUFC1892]

....admit it, you could see him as one of them, couldn't you?

He seems just the type.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

I think the inventor bloke that looks like Michael Sheen will win

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I caught a bit of this last night. Are these people for real?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Already intensely dislike Melody.

Is that the one who was mentored by Al Gore and taught personally by Desmond Tutu and the Dalai Lama?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Is that the one who was mentored by Al Gore and taught personally by Desmond Tutu and the Dalai Lama?

Oh yes

Other quotes from her include

"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass- it's about learning to dance in the rain"

Engage people in making the plan great and they'll make the plan work. #leadership

Life isn’t about finding yourself- it’s about creating yourself.

 

[Simon Morgan]

Is that the one who was mentored by Al Gore and taught personally by Desmond Tutu and the Dalai Lama?

Which probably means she watched 'An Inconvenient Truth', read up on Tibettan History and got a Desmond at University

 

[Lady Whistledown]

This is Melody's website. She does seem to be pretty successful in her own right, and clearly not shy about telling us. I guess this is about raising her profile rather than the £250k prize perhaps. InspirEngage is a very Apprentice company name, don't you think? I did laugh when the stupid beardy bloke suggested naming their team Ability.

http://inspirengage.com/

 

[Simon Morgan]

Other quotes from her include

"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass- it's about learning to dance in the rain"

I swear I have heard that somewhere before. Not sure that is her quote.