[TV] The Apprentice 2019

[Chicken Run]

Following on from the X Factor thread just a reminder this little haven of shit starts on Wednesday, I love shit TV so will watch it. Any eye candy on it this year

 

[Ninja Elephant]

I have a feeling that this year's Sabrina is going to be Carina;

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/profiles/1K6X8GKp9KhbTPBVwvHK32J/carina-lepore

But young Lottie Lion will be fun, for name puns if nothing else;

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/profiles/2v4RB5xNwYLSngN4g1WFwRM/lottie-lion

Full list available here;

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/profiles/1lwTYYkjVp7n4XDwrsmHZbX/meet-the-candidates

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Karren Brady is not allowed on my TV screen.

 

[drew]

Just looking at some of the profiles and this one, a 20 year old sports management bod seems to be big on exageration!!!

"Dean Ahmad started his first business at just 15 where it became clear that he had an entrepreneurial flair which stood out. His passion for business and in particular sports led to his expertise within the global sporting industry.

Dean now has an established track record and substantial experience in the industry and is widely regarded as a respected and diligent operator in the market. He has led the creation of one of the biggest sports management agencies in the world having represented and co-represented the world’s top sporting figures including various current internationals & legends of the game. To date, he has brokered over 2 million dollars worth of deals in the sporting industry."

Now the fact he refers to dollars suggests he doesn't represent players in England. So, $2m in deals would be about $40k a week so I'm intrigued as to who are these top sporting figures in the world especially bearing in mind the likelihood that that $40k is spread over several individuals?

I'm sure it will all come out in the wash!

 

[drew]

Just looking at some of the profiles and this one, a 20 year old sports management bod seems to be big on exageration!!!

"Dean Ahmad started his first business at just 15 where it became clear that he had an entrepreneurial flair which stood out. His passion for business and in particular sports led to his expertise within the global sporting industry.

Dean now has an established track record and substantial experience in the industry and is widely regarded as a respected and diligent operator in the market. He has led the creation of one of the biggest sports management agencies in the world having represented and co-represented the world’s top sporting figures including various current internationals & legends of the game. To date, he has brokered over 2 million dollars worth of deals in the sporting industry."

Now the fact he refers to dollars suggests he doesn't represent players in England. So, $2m in deals would be about $40k a week so I'm intrigued as to who are these top sporting figures in the world especially bearing in mind the likelihood that that $40k is spread over several individuals?

I'm sure it will all come out in the wash!

Drilled down a bit more and it appears he big in Afghan football.

 

[Chicken Run]

Drilled down a bit more and it appears he big in Afghan football.

Fair play to him, Afghan football is a minefield...

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Easy viewing

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[Beach Hut]

This format works really well, despite the rather poor Lord Sugar jokes it is compelling TV.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Lottie Lion - will shirley roar to victory - what a name !!

 

[essbee1]

That Ryan-Mark Parsons looks like the kid at school who we all hated.

Thomas Skinner looks like he's done time inside for aggravated GBH.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Thomas Skinner looks like he's done time inside for aggravated GBH.

How tough can he be? He owns a pillow company!

 

[jonny.rainbow]

Carina does the tell-tale sniff at the end of a sentence suggesting she inhales more than icing sugar at the bake house.

 

[whitelion]

Jimmy Carr lookalike and soundalike on.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Why do some people just have a look of untrustworthy about them

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[Wrong-Direction]

It's like rogue traders for office workers

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[Beach Hut]

Girls are really gelling together - NOT

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Couldn't resist it, had a look, noticed quite a few of the girls have big tits so stuck around.
Cockney meat head and some wine know it all and I had to turn over.
Usual bunch of total idiots.
I will return for the board room bit.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

The Cockney pillow salesman is one hell of a geezer. The gents are amusing on the tour so at least it's an experience, the ladies are just a mess. Wonderful!

 

[vegster]

The usual inane rubbish no doubt, I'm out.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

The usual inane rubbish no doubt, I'm out.

Wrong show

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