[TV] The Apprentice 2017/18 official thread

[Pavilionaire]

This week - even by the low standards of The Apprentice - the show hit rock bottom for ineptitude. Two SHOCKING hotel rooms.

 

[Taybha]

Is there really a tree that grows Fur ?

 

[Pevenseagull]

Tonight's shambles almost made up for Palace winning.

Schadenfreude

 

[Wrong-Direction]

What is it with the women bitch fighting every year

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[Simster]

What is it with the women bitch fighting every year

If they'd lost that task, I reckon Siobhan was a goner, and I wouldn't have been surprised if siralun had binned off one of the other bitches too. Lucky for them the boys are so fcking shithouse.

 

[Taybha]

The hairs on my neck stand up when i hear her speak , nasty bit of work , Olive also in the picture however is possibly my fav ever contestant , nutty as a fruitcake .

 

[LamieRobertson]

The hairs on my neck stand up when i hear her speak , nasty bit of work , Olive also in the picture however is possibly my fav ever contestant , nutty as a fruitcake .


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Olive is a dead ringer for Olive from On the buses..(for those that are old enough)

 

[AIT76]

Can someone please tell Siobahn there is no such word as 'underminded'...

 

[Wrong-Direction]

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Olive is a dead ringer for Olive from On the buses..(for those that are old enough)

I would've said the monster from 101 dalmations, no sorry the other bird

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[Wrong-Direction]

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[LamieRobertson]

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Olive

 

[Steve in Japan]

Just watched this weeks episode. Whoever bought any prototype robots from the Ladies team should really be fired.

 

[Weststander]

Love this series. The usual mix of incompetence, alpha male chest beating, cat fights, hopeless mavericks and a complete lack of common sense. We watch it almost as a comedy.

A serious programme with brilliant candidates wouldn't have the entertainment value.

Rhod Gilbert on the follow up programme on BBC2 is brilliant.

 

[Motogull]

Why is Penfold getting no air time? I can't believe he's not being a pillock.

We learned last night that Maplin will buy a load of shite off gobshites.

 

[Motogull]

The hairs on my neck stand up when i hear her speak , nasty bit of work


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Only a complete mess of an events organiser could lose an event organising task. Against a team who provided karaoke style entertainment. Sake.

 

[Weststander]

Jesus. MASSIVELY poor on the TOTTY front.

Karen Brady clone, Jade comfortably the best of a poor lot. Sarah-Jane perhaps will scrub up better than that shot looks.

Disappointing.

Several episodes in, on screen Jade actually come across as very attractive.

Sarah-Jane is also a looker, but she's bloody miserable. With her equally miserable mate Joanne, they skulk in the shadows bitching and stabbing all the other females in the back.

 

[The Wookiee]

Watched the corporate box episode yesterday, why didn’t either team go online and research what other corporate box packages offer ? Also why not negotiate a sale or return deal on the bottles of wine and champagne?

 

[Taybha]

For the same reason Noddy wears a hat , and Rupert wears chequered trousers .

 

[Whitechapel]

Watched the corporate box episode yesterday, why didn’t either team go online and research what other corporate box packages offer ? Also why not negotiate a sale or return deal on the bottles of wine and champagne?

They aren't allowed to use the internet, are they?

Otherwise the "buy these 10 random items for as cheap as possible" task would be very, very easy.

 

[The Wookiee]

They aren't allowed to use the internet, are they?

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I didn’t know that.