[TV] The Apprentice 2017/18 official thread

[Easy 10]

The sheer levels of BUFFOONERY is looking very, very contrived. Editing is one thing, but they are just being deliberately shit now. That gaggle of hens all shrieking at once at the guy behind the meat counter to buy their manky burgers....come on.

Most of this is acted now.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

The sheer levels of BUFFOONERY is looking very, very contrived. Editing is one thing, but they are just being deliberately shit now. That gaggle of hens all shrieking at once at the guy behind the meat counter to buy their manky burgers....come on.

Most of this is acted now.

No they're just that dumb

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[Kalimantan Gull]

Ironically, in a non-ironic sense, I rather like that Charles chap and shall be rooting for him until he is inevitably fired round about week 7

 

[Justice]

Last year was bad enough can't be arsed watching plebs sell shit in Markets.

 

[Tooting Gull]

You knew from the second one of the idiots uttered the words 'Just cross out the word organic' that no one in their right minds was going to buy their burgers, and the task was doomed to miserable failure. One of the great Apprentice moments.

 

[Lower West Stander]

Normally it's quite hard to guess which team wins the task due to clever editing but once you saw how much the men were spending on their beef, and what they were selling for, it was blindingly obvious.

Brixton v Canary Wharf to sell to the lunch market. Hm...

Still bloody love it though.....


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[Simster]

You knew from the second one of the idiots uttered the words 'Just cross out the word organic' that no one in their right minds was going to buy their burgers, and the task was doomed to miserable failure. One of the great Apprentice moments.

One of the great Apprentice moments indeed. Somehow preceded just moments before by the shot of them attempting to sell to absolutely nobody, after skillfully circumnavigating that busy but frankly far too busy luncheon period, in erm, Brixton.

I genuinely believe my 2 teenage kids could have done a better job on their own, than the 9 absolute chumps on the boys team. The PM derserved to go for providing an absolute object lesson on how not to manage a project competently, and that Charles bloke really should have gone too - I really have no idea why Siralun kept him in, except to say that he was the only one who attempted to cost their products. Plus of course, it should be entertaining watching the other boys trying to manage his "difficult" personality.

 

[whitelion]

Where are all the hipsters?

 

[Tooting Gull]

One of the great Apprentice moments indeed. Somehow preceded just moments before by the shot of them attempting to sell to absolutely nobody, after skillfully circumnavigating that busy but frankly far too busy luncheon period, in erm, Brixton.

I genuinely believe my 2 teenage kids could have done a better job on their own, than the 9 absolute chumps on the boys team. The PM derserved to go for providing an absolute object lesson on how not to manage a project competently, and that Charles bloke really should have gone too - I really have no idea why Siralun kept him in, except to say that he was the only one who attempted to cost their products. Plus of course, it should be entertaining watching the other boys trying to manage his "difficult" personality.

One of the regular aspects in these first episodes is the kind of 'Lord of the Flies' approach to singling out a perceived weakling and ganging up on them. Sometimes it works, and they are the sacrificial lamb in an early episode. Sometimes it doesn't when they are consistently on the winning team.

Charles and Elizabeth look set to be the 'Piggy' characters of the piece this year.

 

[topbanana36]

The show which captures the state of the nation. On its f**king knees!

 

[sully]

Just me?

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

Is clearly the son of

 

[Tooting Gull]

Just me?

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Hit a ceiling...and sacked.

 

[LamieRobertson]

Just me?

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Nope I thought the same

 

[Skaville]

I have the added excitement of having crossed paths with one of this years contestants. Will be interesting

 

[hans kraay fan club]

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Is clearly the son of....

Felix Magath

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

Felix Magath

Another descendent of Penfold.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Good to have a larger number of ethnic minorities than usual. This means that there's a larger amount of contestants that could be fired within the first 7 or 8 weeks.
My money would be on Jade English or James White. The surnames of winners.

 

[Motogull]

Charles bloke really should have gone too - I really have no idea why Siralun kept him in, except to say that he was the only one who attempted to cost their products. Plus of course, it should be entertaining watching the other boys trying to manage his "difficult" personality.

Penfold will be PM next week I reckon.

 

[essbee1]

I disliked that Charles bloke from the second I saw him - and I dislike him even more now.