That Noah Blockbuster Film "massive spoiler alert "

[pastafarian]

Anyone seen it?

I remember a few months back when it was in the cinemas,Religious groups moaning how inaccurate it was.
I did think at the time crikey these people moan about everything.The Noah story is the Noah story,its impossible to mess up.

Having seen it last night,i couldnt have been more wrong.
This may possibly the worst inaccurate interpretation of a story by hollywood scriptwriters in the history of film........EVER!

By the end i was half expecting Lassie to appear barking "land ahoy"

 

[Kikikaikai]

Personally i think it is a hurrendous movie, that's 2 hours of my life i will never get back

 

[Return of the Rev]

Did it rain in the end?

 

[Black Rod]

It's got Emma Watson in it. What is not to like?

 

[CorgiRegisteredFriend]

I am not an expert on the bible and I have not seen the film but someone said there was a stowaway on the ark amongst other inaccuracies.

 

[Puppet Master]

I am not an expert on the bible and I have not seen the film but someone said there was a stowaway on the ark amongst other inaccuracies.

Spoilers much?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I thought it was great. Only beaten at the cinema this year by Maleficent

 

[pastafarian]

It's got Emma Watson in it. What is not to like?

i actually quite enjoyed the film,even though it completely takes the P@ss.

it may have had something to do with the fact you can see an ever so quick flash of Emmas boobies at 1hr 10 mins 47 secs

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

For me when I pay £ 10 to see a film I always try and find something enjoyable in it and nearly always do. It seems a lot of people go to a film determined to hate it and find fault in it. Most odd

 

[Hyperion]

Looked shocking in the trailers. Wtf would have anyone bothered?

Hollywood is producing some real tripe in vast quantity at the moment

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

As with Titanic I refuse to pay good money to see rubbish films I already know the ending too.

 

[Puppet Master]

I thought it was great. Only beaten at the cinema this year by Maleficent

Enjoyed that too Unc but for me, top two films this year at the flicks has been Godzilla and Planet of the Rapes

 

[Return of the Rev]

Its on sky movies aleady I THINK.

 

[Tom Bombadil]

As the bible version is just a rehash of earlier flood myths I'm not sure you can be too sniffy about accuracy.

 

[pastafarian]

As with Titanic I refuse to pay good money to see rubbish films I already know the ending too.

how odd
what about the shit films that you dont know the ending too

 

[pastafarian]

As with Titanic I refuse to pay good money to see rubbish films I already know the ending too.

I dont think you quite get it do you.

how do you know the ending to this film,when its wildly inaccurate,without seeing it?

 

[GOM]

Did it rain in the end?

Spoiler Alert !!!!!!






No, in the end it stopped raining

 

[withdeanwombat]

As the bible version is just a rehash of earlier flood myths I'm not sure you can be too sniffy about accuracy.

Oh for goodness sake. Another thread ruined by the truth.

 

[Bladders]

As soon as I heard Ray Bet365 voice in the trailer, I knew it wasn't for me...

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

How can it be "inaccurate" when the original story is a load of cobblers? There is a very funny article somewhere online where a mathematics professor works out the size of vessel needed to carry two of every creature on earth and deal with feed, waste and water for them all. The ark would have to dwarf the biggest aircraft carrier in the world and was built, apparently, by a couple of Arabs using gopher wood.