[Misc] Thanks to a thieving toe rag

[BN9 BHA]

Apologies for using this thread, but I didn't want to create another just to talk about a burglar.

This thieving c@nt from Littlehampton, visited Brighton to burgle homes. But was caught
https://www.sussex.police.uk/news/sussex/news/court-results/prolific-brighton-offender-jailed-for-burglaries-arson-and-assaulting-police-officer/

One of the lowest crimes imho, personal space violated. Some tossers simply won't do a day's work.

Also assault on a police officer and arson, sentenced to 3 and a half years, I’m guessing he won’t be out before this time is served.

 

[Weststander]

Got to laugh when it goes wrong for the thief.

A dickhead got into my car one afternoon when I was at work. (I’d been swimming at lunch time).

Dickhead stole my very old sports bag, some sun faded swim shorts and a stinking towel.

Would love to have seen the acne-faced smack-head’s face when he later examined the treasure trove.

 

[dannyboy]

Many years ago I went to work and parked my shitty, lime green, on its last legs Talbot Horizon in a housing estate near work. When I got back to the car after work the window had been broken. They took a cd and a bag of DIRTY washing that i was going to take to the laundrette. I left the car there got the train home and reported it stolen.

Yes this was in Croydon