Leekbrookgull
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Any chance of a bit of Education,let alone take a joke ?http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-19687386
I just can't believe how much of a role religion plays in the 21st century.
funny thing is, this video has apparently been on youtube for months. it was re-released/uploaded and suddenly triggered all this outrage. its orchestrated, most of those protesting probably never seen it - its the islamic equivalent of complaints about Ross & Brand's Sachs phone call. with a bit more violence.
Watching their orchestrated protests, car burnings, and staged indignation confirms why I have no time for religion. This planet would be a much safer place without religion.
Maybe we should get a few Muslim players playing for us, give them some joy - seems such an angry, miserable religion.
Watching their orchestrated protests, car burnings, and staged indignation confirms why I have no time for religion. This planet would be a much safer place without religion.
Christianity:
A little girl is standing on top of a cliff, looking down at the sea and crying her eyes out. A priest approaches and says, "My child, why are you so upset?"
The little girl turns to him and says, "My mummy and daddy were in their car -- and it just rolled over the cliff and smashed on the rocks down there."
The priest slowly looks around him while unbuttoning his cassock and says, "It's just not your day, is it?
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Islam:
A Muslim walks into his local mosque with a big grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about, Abdul?" Asks the Imam.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies Abdul. "I live by the railroad tracks and on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the rails, like in the American movies. I cut her free and took her back to my humble abode. Allah be praised - we made love all night, all around the tent. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position permitted by Mohammed, Peace Be Upon Him!"
"By the most Merciful," exclaimed the Imam, "you have been blessed. Was she as beautiful as a desert flower?"
Abdul grimaced, "By the Jinn, I do not know - I never found her head.
Watching their orchestrated protests, car burnings, and staged indignation confirms why I have no time for religion. This planet would be a much safer place without religion.
Unlike those fun loving Christians in the UVF, IRA, KKK or Jewish settlers in the West Bank ?