Thai Brides

[macky]

my partner is Malaysian before people pipe up about my Thai mail order and she has lived here for 26 years

trouble is the idiots tar them all with the same brush

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

Screens have feelings, too.

 

[pishhead]

Whats the returns policy with Mail order brides? If it breaks down or is on the blob for a week can you get a replacement?

 

[ali jenkins]

Whats the returns policy with Mail order brides? If it breaks down or is on the blob for a week can you get a replacement?

Only if you pay the £10 extra!

 

[Da Man Clay]

This thread has made me laugh, some really pathetic and illiterate things said in this thread.

 

[ali jenkins]

Would it be premature to suggest a move to GOLD?

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

Fights over Thai Brides
which take the form of Haikus
are NSC Gold!

 

[Safeway]

FRANK
has got
a rival

 

[El Presidente]

FRANK
has got
a rival

But he is but a knave compared to King Frank I

 

[Gluteus Maximus]

You are all PRAWN CRACKERS. You should have it out on SATAYday.

 

[NMH]

In seriousness (is that a word? oh who cares, yor all ilittrate anyway) it's a bit naff to want to pass judgement over, when it really is just the business of the seller and buyer when we are talking about arranged marriages. The buyer must realise it's not a love thing, and the seller has an agenda. Once said agenda is filled, they can be off as quick as they got on....and perhaps take some dosh with them.
It's on a par with buying an inflatable.

If we are simply talking about inter-racial marriage though, as long as both parties are the same species and the opposite sex, it has no difference to same-race marriage.

 

[Les Biehn]

I notice Macky has given me no reply. Well done mate you really proved your point.

 

[Biscuit]

 

[Dandyman]

my partner is Malaysian before people pipe up about my Thai mail order and she has lived here for 26 years

Blimey, it's the ghost of Christmas past.

The actual Gubber left ages ago and said he'd never come back.

 

[Buzzer]

... The buyer must realise it's not a love thing, and the seller has an agenda. Once said agenda is filled, they can be off as quick as they got on....and perhaps take some dosh with them.
It's on a par with buying an inflatable.

bloody hell. Inflatables that can divorce you and get the house and car.

When they said realistic they weren't kidding.

 

[Chesney Christ]

i will tell you you what they do like
they like a man who is a man a proper man that is
you know the type i mean
the type who that if he wants to take the piss does when the other man can see him
not a keyboard warrior
so i think you are probaly better off sticking to wanking over them
on the internet

Your poetry is SHIT.

 

[Chesney Christ]

she stuning wonderful human being

You talk like Borat.

 

[Chesney Christ]

a man wife

She definitely was a mail order "bride" then......

 

[bhafc99]

Your poetry is SHIT.

It's also f***ing plagiarised!! I thought it sounded familiar, and a quick Google search confirms it:

Ode Cologne, by Philip Larkin (1955)

I will tell you.
You.
What they do, like.
They like a Man. Who is a man? A proper man?
That is... you know the type I mean;
The type whom that if he wants to take the piss, does
When the other man can see him. Not a keyboard warrior.
So.
I think you are probably better off, sticking to, wanking over, them.
There.
On the internet.

 

[aftershavedave]

It's also f***ing plagiarised!! I thought it sounded familiar, and a quick Google search confirms it:

Ode Cologne, by Philip Larkin (1955)

I will tell you.
You.
What they do, like.
They like a Man. Who is a man? A proper man?
That is... you know the type I mean;
The type whom that if he wants to take the piss, does
When the other man can see him. Not a keyboard warrior.
So.
I think you are probably better off, sticking to, wanking over, them.
There.
On the internet.

excellent.

wasn't his early work prescient with references to the internet and stuff!