Thai Brides

[Buzzer]

A wonderful prelude to his poem about parents f***ing you up.

No wonder he went to live in Hull.

 

[Chesney Christ]

how would your father your girlfriend feel if someone asked them how much they cost think about it

Nope, don't understand that one little bit.

 

[Buzzer]

Like derrr!


Imagine that your father is in fact your girlfriend. Oedipus Scmoedipus I hear you say, but bear with me. Quite why this is instrumental in the second part of the sentence (sic) is beyond my ken but it seems to be a key part of the process.

They're obviously a paid by the question philosopher and someone has asked them how much they charge.

Now, the philosopher has to think and give a reply BUT by doing so are they actually entering into a contract to 'ask the philosopher a question' or is it a classic 'invitation to treat' so beloved by law of contract specialists. This is the dilemma that so befuddled Philip Larkin (as alluded to in his ode above).

Well, that's my take on it and I reckon it makes as much sense as anything on this thread.

 

[Chesney Christ]

i will bring you some cola a crisp

Are you a Spanish waiter?

 

[Les Biehn]

I tell you what Chesney you're gonna get offered out pretty soon if Macky sees this. He's a crazy man!

 

[Man of Harveys]

Are you a Spanish waiter?

Genuine LOL, I swear

 

[Chesney Christ]

I tell you what Chesney you're gonna get offered out pretty soon if Macky sees this. He's a crazy man!

I hope he
doesn't see any of
this he will kickoff
big time well
wouldn#t yuo too
if someone called your wiff
a slag think about will you
come on its a man wife
yes what eh your the keyboard
warrior calling his wifef
a what hello hmm
this poertry lark is
tougher than you thik

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I think Macky is getting hot under the collar as this jist of the thread is that going out with a thai or oriental person is the same level as going out with a prostitute which is rude, insensitive and very derrogatory, par for the NSC course really

 

[Dave the OAP]

show me a lovely english girl
that is why more and more men are getting married to
thai russian girl etc etc

I married one 25 years ago.

 

[readingstockport]

I think Macky is getting hot under the collar as this jist of the thread is that going out with a thai or oriental person is the same level as going out with a prostitute which is rude, insensitive and very derrogatory, par for the NSC course really

But he's been registered since December 2004 even if he's only managed a paltry 200 posts or so. I would have thought he might be used to it by now.

Welcome back by the way

 

[Buzzer]

I think Macky is getting hot under the collar as this jist of the thread is that going out with a thai or oriental person is the same level as going out with a prostitute which is rude, insensitive and very derrogatory, par for the NSC course really

I think in fairness, US, that it wasn't so much the foreign bride thing as the way he defended HIS marriage very enigmatically together with his unusual prose style that people are joshing about. Comments like being a real man and offering to take people outside and punch them are just begging for a retort.

May I take this opportunity to wish you and your family all the best at Christmas.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I think Macky is getting hot under the collar as this jist of the thread is that going out with a thai or oriental person is the same level as going out with a prostitute which is rude, insensitive and very derrogatory, par for the NSC course really

I disagree, at least to some extent. I think it was more that buying a bride on the internet was akin to that, rather than going out with an asian girl par se. At the start of the thread Macky seemed a little reticent to deny that he had met his better half in such a way, and thus the comments began.

 

[Dave the OAP]

what is the stigma about getting a bride from the internet?

I have mates who have met people from tinterweb and have had sucessful long term relationships and also marriages.

Some people find it extremely difficult to talk to other people ( especially those of the opposite sex) and by talking on the web, at least it breaks down the initial fear.

So you all all being very horrid

stop it this very minute

 

[magoo]

This is the funniest thing i've seen on here in ages.

Oi Macky, i reckon going to thailand and marrying a local woman is basically the same as ordering one. Everyone knows how they love western man. ONLY TEN DOLLAR, I YOUR WIFE! HAHAAA!!

 

[Man of Harveys]

I
like foreign
birds too
but not
buying them
over the internet
At least
not yet

 

[Dave the OAP]

The women in
Krakow were ve
ry nice indeed
It mus
t be somethin
g about eastern euro
pean women

 

[hans kraay fan club]

got to agree
with dave
the
women in po
land are as horn
y as f***

 

[Buzzer]

what is the stigma about getting a bride from the internet?

I have mates who have met people from tinterweb and have had sucessful long term relationships and also marriages.

Some people find it extremely difficult to talk to other people ( especially those of the opposite sex) and by talking on the web, at least it breaks down the initial fear.

So you all all being very horrid

stop it this very minute

there's nothing wrong with internet dating as far as I can see - it's between 2 equals. that's a world apart from the mail order brides from under-developed countries being bought for bonded slavery. I'm sure those people that have found true love with men/women from those Asian countries are as sick of it as the rest of us.

My pennyworth anyway.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

My pennyworth anyway.

I don't think you'd get a lot for a penny to be honest. Possible one load of ironing and a hand-job.

 

[Buzzer]

I don't think you'd get a lot for a penny to be honest. Possible one load of ironing and a hand-job.

Take a bow son!