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** Terrible Breaking News **
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Lindfield by the Pond
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You're quite right. We in the free world are all praying that this story is not true. Anyone who wants to join me in my all night vigil are welcome (details available at mustgetalife.com). This couple have shown the world over the last 4 years what true love (on a gameshow) is all about. To hear about this sad, sad end to what was the perfect couple is just too horrible for words. We should all take a few minutes from all the piss take and think about the impact it has on Katie and Andre.
Our thoughts go out to you at this difficult time. Sleep tight.
- Jul 7, 2003
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I bet he wishes he hadn't waited for her in the marathon now.
Uncle Spielberg
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What a sad life you must lead. I feel sorry for you. You are a SAD,BITTER, MISERABLE , OLD BASTARD.
vegster
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- May 5, 2008
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What a sad life you must lead. I feel sorry for you. You are a SAD,BITTER, MISERABLE , OLD BASTARD.
pot/kettle ?
Uncle Spielberg
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Fair call Vegster but this Das Reich character has nothing good to say about anything EVER.
Falmer Flutter ©
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Uncle Spielberg
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I did not write that piece. In case anyone is interested Andre called it off ( as predicted by US ).
Before you cynical tossers rip apart two of the most talented and publicity shy heroes of modern times, just remember what they contributed to the world of music by reading the reviews of their opus ' A Brave New World' on Amazon. You will see just how they have touched the lives of millions
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Whole-World...=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1242118362&sr=1-1
For example
"This is a work of such beauty, i cried and shat at the same time the first time i heard it.
God bless you Katie and Peter "
and
"Until a few weeks ago I was at a real low ebb. My wife had left me, I had just lost my job as an easter egg packer for cadburys, and the baliffs where on their way to repossess my house. I think at that point I was potentially going to do something very regrettable, but then a friend lent me this ablbum and it literally changed my life. The sheer positiveness of these two remarkable people came across like nothing I have experienced since hearing Martin Luthers "I have a dream" speech as a teenager. The message of love that they send is something not to be missed. Go out and buy."
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Whole-World...=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1242118362&sr=1-1
For example
"This is a work of such beauty, i cried and shat at the same time the first time i heard it.
God bless you Katie and Peter "
and
"Until a few weeks ago I was at a real low ebb. My wife had left me, I had just lost my job as an easter egg packer for cadburys, and the baliffs where on their way to repossess my house. I think at that point I was potentially going to do something very regrettable, but then a friend lent me this ablbum and it literally changed my life. The sheer positiveness of these two remarkable people came across like nothing I have experienced since hearing Martin Luthers "I have a dream" speech as a teenager. The message of love that they send is something not to be missed. Go out and buy."
Smythe
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Madonna is said to be saddened to hear of them splitting up .........but wants to know if she can have first refusal on Harvey if neither of them want him!!
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
"The recently crowned 'Orange Elvis' and his baboon wife have really pulled off a stonker with this album. Razor sharp melodies and blistering harmonies repeatedly stab you in the groin and sear your wounds for the whole 52 minutes and 67 seconds duration of this epic masterpiece. Pete 'The Greek' Andre's falsetto truly reflects all those hours he spends with wife, Katie 'Funbagz' Price's soiled underwear riding up his crotch. Thanks to this CD i can now breathe underwater like Kevin Costner in Westworld. Oh and Track 6 gave me diarrhoea."
Some of those are genius
ben andrews' girlfriend
Nurse Laura
6/1 for them to renew their wedding vows for a magazine deal. Worth a tenner!
OzMike
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Lokki 7
WSU
PRETEND MARRIAGE ON MADE-UP ROCKS
THE pretend marriage of Jordan, the pretend novelist, and Peter André, the pretend human, was last night on the completely made-up rocks.
Jordan referred to André affectionately as 'bloke' Friends of the couple's management company say Jordan, the fictional name of Katie Price, is pretending to be devastated after André invented one of his made-up words without consulting her.
A spokesman for the friends said: "Peter came home in the early hours of Sunday morning, pretending to be stinking of booze and cheap, slutty eyeliner, but things really kicked-off the next morning when he told Katie that he was 'exackered'.
"Peter said it was a combination of 'exhausted' and 'knackered', but Katie was clearly pretending to be furious with him.
"Within seconds the management company had got involved, pointing out that this would be the perfect pretext for an acrimonious pretend break-up resulting in lots of very real money from the idiot readers of OK! magazine."
The spokesman added: "After having the word 'pretext' explained to them, they both agreed that it was probably a really good idea."
According to friends of the spokesman, Price has fled the country using her Jordan passport and will pretend to be heartbroken until her next pretend novel comes out.
A friend said: "It's such a shame that their obviously fictional love affair has ended in such a transparently false way. But it will all be great material for whoever it is that's been writing all her books."
THE pretend marriage of Jordan, the pretend novelist, and Peter André, the pretend human, was last night on the completely made-up rocks.
Jordan referred to André affectionately as 'bloke' Friends of the couple's management company say Jordan, the fictional name of Katie Price, is pretending to be devastated after André invented one of his made-up words without consulting her.
A spokesman for the friends said: "Peter came home in the early hours of Sunday morning, pretending to be stinking of booze and cheap, slutty eyeliner, but things really kicked-off the next morning when he told Katie that he was 'exackered'.
"Peter said it was a combination of 'exhausted' and 'knackered', but Katie was clearly pretending to be furious with him.
"Within seconds the management company had got involved, pointing out that this would be the perfect pretext for an acrimonious pretend break-up resulting in lots of very real money from the idiot readers of OK! magazine."
The spokesman added: "After having the word 'pretext' explained to them, they both agreed that it was probably a really good idea."
According to friends of the spokesman, Price has fled the country using her Jordan passport and will pretend to be heartbroken until her next pretend novel comes out.
A friend said: "It's such a shame that their obviously fictional love affair has ended in such a transparently false way. But it will all be great material for whoever it is that's been writing all her books."
- Jul 10, 2003
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If i start a whip round to pay for a fountain in memory, can i count on you for a tenner then Lokki ?