** Terrible Breaking News **

[Walkers Cajun Squirrel]

you think he s thick, jordan couldnt pour water out a boot if the instuctions were on the sole!!!!

Really? She is a very good business women. Most of the deals she gets she get herself.

 

[patchamalbion]

you think he s thick, jordan couldnt pour water out a boot if the instuctions were on the sole!!!!

yet she's a multi-millionaire

 

[siclean]

yet she's a multi-millionaire

yeah through revolting false tits, and heaps of make up that needs shoval to take off.. and so skinny, like posh spice she will be travelling around by fax before long !!

 

[patchamalbion]

yeah through revolting false tits, and heaps of make up that needs shoval to take off.. and so skinny, like posh spice she will be travelling around by fax before long !!

i think she may be cleverer than you think

 

[Questions]

You come home from work, sit down at the PC to look at whats been happening in the world and this news hits you.
I thought they were the perfect couple so this story has hit me like a tonne of bricks.
Lets just hope that after a while apart where they can contemplate things, they can then manage to patch things up and make it work again.
Lets all pray for that I say.

 

[wehatepalace]

I can exclusively reveal that the reason for the split is Katie has been caught playing away, I cannot say who with but it is 100% true, all I will say it's been on the cards since she rode at Olympia !

 

[Questions]

all I will say it's been on the cards since she rode an Olympian !

Come on , who was it ?

 

[wehatepalace]

Come on , who was it ?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

yeah through revolting false tits, and heaps of make up that needs shoval to take off.. and so skinny, like posh spice she will be travelling around by fax before long !!

She has many business interests apart from her Tits. In fact her Tits are now on the back burner ( literally probably ).

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

I sincerely hope that Peter signed a pre-nup.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Completely inappropriate title Uncle!! You could have got away such a dramarama title if Obama had been assassinated or Falmer had been shelved, but those two splitting up ffs!!!!

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Irony ? .

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

One of the most surreal moments of my life was going with a friend to a Peter Andre gig as a joke post-I'm A Celebrity (around 2005) in Brighton. As it was pretty packed, I was doing arm waves in the crowd (as I couldn't really do anything else) and Peter Andre saw my moves and asked me to go on stage, and I ended up breakdancing on stage while he performed his next song! To which he replied, "That's meant to be a slow song!"

He does come across as a very laid back, genuinely warm and friendly guy. When we asked him where was Bubbla Ranx, his former side-kick, he evaded the question and said Bubbla was "bubbling around somewhere else."

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Andre is ok

 

[siclean]

all it is with them 2 is ..look as us everyone, we love ourselves, come and watch us on telly just spending all our time prancing around diff places for the cameras, putting tons make up on, and loving ourselves even more... not for me thanks..i find the whole thing with them 2 revolting !!! think id rather have a normal life thanks

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

One of the most surreal moments of my life was going with a friend to a Peter Andre gig as a joke post-I'm A Celebrity (around 2005) in Brighton. As it was pretty packed, I was doing arm waves in the crowd (as I couldn't really do anything else) and Peter Andre saw my moves and asked me to go on stage, and I ended up breakdancing on stage while he performed his next song! To which he replied, "That's meant to be a slow song!"

He does come across as a very laid back, genuinely warm and friendly guy. When we asked him where was Bubbla Ranx, his former side-kick, he evaded the question and said Bubbla was "bubbling around somewhere else."

Classic.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Irony ? .

I'll take your word for it Uncs

 

[siclean]

Jordan enjoying the single life with new boobs enlargment...

 

[alex_brighton]

o no, how will i sleep at night

 

[dougdeep]

They made a lovely pair. The surgeons that is.