terrace chants not heard since the goldstone days

[nevergoagain]

One I always remember from away days (Ipswich away last game of season) was the Pork and Apple pie song. Not sure on the full words if anyone can help.

 

[jevs]

Remember the 80s chant sang to that lardy Pompey forward with the moustache who had been done for drink driving?

He's fat
He's round
His car is in the pound
Mickey Quinn
Mickey Quinn

Think he went on to play for Newcastle and scored a few for them!

And who could forget (Too the tune of ooh ahh Cantona) Ooh Ahh COD-er-NER!

I think he scored a hatrick every time he played at the Goldstone.

He's fat
He's round
He bounces on the ground
Mickey Quinn

Remember him getting some serious shit whilst playing for Newcastle about him being a child molester (pretty sure he was done for having sex with an under age girl).....and he grabbed another hatrick

 

[Icy Gull]

The wanky Crystal Palace went to Rome to see the Pope
The wanky Crystal Palace went to Rome to see the Pope
The wanky Crystal Palace went to Rome to see the Pope
and this is what he said

Who's this team they call the Albion who's that team in Blue and white
(don't remember the rest )


Actually I don't think this was ever sung by the Albion as I believe it was an Arsenal song about Spurs... but it SHOULD have been

Alternative version

The wanky Crystal Palace went to Rome to see the Pope
The wanky Crystal Palace went to Rome to see the Pope
The wanky Crystal Palace went to Rome to see the Pope
and this is what he said

f*** OFF

 

[fred]

remember this,as i was walking down the old shoreham rd,singing singing brighton are the champions,saw malcolm allison sitting on a wall all alone,i said to him whats up my friend ,he said the palace ran again,singing singing brighton are the champions ,singing singing brighton are the kings. or sung to pilots its magic ward ward ward hes magic you know,now hes got 35goals

 

[Dave the OAP]

time has dimmed my memory...you are probably right

 

[Arthur]

My favourite!

She says we've got to hold on to what we've got
cause it doesn't make a difference
If we make it or not
We've got each other and that's a lot
For love - we'll give it a shot

Whooah, were half way there
Livin on a prayer
Take my hand and well make it - I swear
Livin on a prayer

 

[seagurn]

He's fat he's round
he bounces on the ground
Atkinson Atkinson

@ Wembley '83

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Who the f***ing hell are you
who the f***ing hell are you

David beckham debut @ Brighton!
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for Das riech

Were the east side ,were the east side
were the east side brighton boys
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Where's your famous cockney reds
where's your famous cockney reds

Wembley way '83 and all hell broke loose
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Allthe shit alltheshit alltheshit

Aldershot away '88
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Its a long way to the station
its a long way to run

home 77 onwards

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Your worse than crystle palace
your worse than crystle palace

sang to crystle palace

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Oh i do like to be beside the seeside
oh i do like to to be beside the sea
with a mallet in me hand bashing palace in the sand
beside the seaside beside the sea

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chim chimeny chimchimney chim chim charoo
we hate those bastards in claret and blue

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sang to icf @ h/heath

 

[Black Country Seagull]

PC Beard, PC Beard, PC Beard!

first one i thought of

 

[seagurn]

Binsy's shaging beardy
and beardy's shaging binsy
there fu.king useless coppers
from hove actually

to the adams family to pc bins and beardy outside the eclipse circa 86

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Fcuk em all, Fcuk em all
Palace, West Ham, and Millwall
Cos we are the Brighton
and we are the best
we are the Brighton
so Fcuk all the rest
(and repeated)

 

[seagurn]

wemberly wemberly
were the famous brighton and hove albion and
were going to wemberly wemberly

also

were going to wembley
were going to wembley
youre not youre not


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hit him on the head
hit im on the head
with a baseball bat
oh yeah oh yeah
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[sod1]

i can rememeber the words " bow legged chicken " can anyone remember the rest of the chant ?

 

[NMH]

We're the North Stand We're the North Stand We're the North Stand Brighton boys.

You'll never make the station

(when one of theirs got injured) Bring on the dustbin

 

[Caveman]

i can rememeber the words " bow legged chicken " can anyone remember the rest of the chant ?

Blimey, thats an old one. Something along the lines of...

I'm a bow legged chicken I'm a nocked knee hen haven't lost a fight since we don't know when. We don't give a wiggle and we don't give a wank. We are the famous Brighon.

Memories is not too good on that though?

 

[Caveman]

Away in a mainger no crib for bed,
The little lord Jesus sat up and he said
WE HATE PALACE AND WE HATE PALACE!!!!

 

[webbyson]

My old man said be a Palace Fan i said F*ck off B*stard your a c*nt

 

[Caveman]

My old man said be a Palace Fan i said F*ck off B*stard your a c*nt

F*ck off B*llocks you're a c*nt isn't it? Well thats what I sing anyhow!

 

[webbyson]

F*ck off B*llocks you're a c*nt isn't it? Well thats what I sing anyhow!

Yes yes you could be right......been a long time since i heard hundred of Fans sing it with gusto