terrace chants not heard since the goldstone days

[SULLY COULDNT SHOOT]

For an injured opposition player (even when a broken leg was involved); "bring on the dustbin" followed by acknowledgment of who dunnit "Clark is eeeeevil"

Ooooooooooooooooohhh yes... and the more evil he was the better.......:yahoo:

 

[Dave the OAP]

I hear the sound
Of distant Farts
Over There, Over there ( pointing at the opposing fans)
and do they smell
Like f***ing Hell

If you drive a yellow mini you'll be shot
If you drive a yellow mini you'll be shot
If yoiu drivea yellow mini
drive a yellow mini
drive a yellow mini
you'll be SHOT

....in the head,
in the head
etc etc

( after a chap who was mistaken for a robber was shot by sussex police)

 

[Blackadder]

Back in the very early seventies (71/72 season)when the Albion were pushing for promotion to the old second division, Aston Villa and Bournemouth were our main rivals and this song emerged quite regularly from the North Stand,

Oh we don't carry shotguns and we don't carry lead,
We only carry hatchets to bury in your head,
We're the heroes of the North Stand,
Fanatics every one,
We all hate Aston Villa,
And Bournemouth, Bournemouth, Bournemouth !
(sung to the tune of The laughing Policeman)

And to Ted MacDougall, star striker of Bournemouth

Super Mac, super queer,
How many bums have you had this year

How many bums have you had this year? to which a WAG in the north stand would usually reply SIX (or some other number)

Another song to illustrate our rivals at the the time was

"To hell with Aston Villa to hell with Notts County.
We will fight fight fight for the Albion till we win Division 3" (Same league we are currently in)


And the well thought out

"You can stick your Notts County up your arse!"

 

[Peter Grummit]

I always used to love the unfortunately quite rare times when the West Stand started the simple SEAGULLS, SEAGULLS, and one by one the whole ground would join in. The sound of some 15,000+ people (I'm going back a while here) all doing the same chant used to make my spine tingle.

The West Stand's other song was, very slowly,

"Come on yooouuuu blluuuueeees"

PG

 

[Alex Alex Dawson oo! oo!]

Ooooooooooooooooohhh yes... and the more evil he was the better.......:yahoo:

as Paul Fuschillo from Luton probably still remembers - it was a very loud crack.

 

[Screaming J]

I hear the sound
Of distant Farts
Over There, Over there ( pointing at the opposing fans)
and do they smell
Like f***ing Hell

Are you sure that one didn't start:-

"I smell the smell
of Distant Bums"

as it was sung to the tune of Distant Drums.

Its very important to get these things historically accurate you know!!

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

come and join us over here!!!.....................then half would run away

 

[Captain Haddock]

As with the Clark ditty:

Doug is eeeevil, Doug is eeeevil! (sung about burly 80s defender Doug Rougvie).



Also:

Oooooo, it's a corner,
oooooo, it's a corner.



And:


Ole ole ole ole,
Brighton, Brighton,
ole ole ole ole,
Brighton, Brighton.


Plus:

One man went to burn, BURN
went to burn down Selhurst,
one man and his petrol bomb,
went to burn down Selhurst.

Two men etc etc

(gradually getting louder, with more joining in)...actually heard this at Withdean vs Swansea the other week so technically this is disqualified.

 

[wehatepalace]

One man went to burn, BURN
went to burn down Selhurst,
one man and his petrol bomb,
went to burn down Selhurst.

Two men etc etc

I loves that one

 

[Dr Q]

My old man said be a Palace fan,
I said f*ck off, b*ll*x, you’re a c*nt



To any northern clubs (e.g. Liverpool)

In your Liverpool slums,
In your Liverpool slums,
You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead cat and you think it’s a treat,
In your Liverpool slums,

 

[Perry Milkins]

My old mans a Palace fan; he wears a Palace hat..and when he wears it back to front he looks a flipping pratt.

Hit him on the head, hit him on the head, hit him on the head with a baseball bat, on the head, on the head...

Whats it like to run at home...

 

[Perry Milkins]

In Dublins fair city where the girls are so pretty, I first met me truelove sweet Molly Malone.


In the streets broad and narrow, she wheeled her wheeled her wheelbarrow singing...

Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap Brighton!!

 

[Blackadder]

The West Stand's other song was, very slowly,

"Come on yooouuuu blluuuueeees"

PG

Not forgetting "Oh My What a Referee!"

 

[Mr Burns]

One that always brought a lump to the throat in the darkest days, as it was the last resort of desperate fans,

ON THE PITCH
ON THE PITCH
ON THE PITCH

Right or wrong, I think it what got us in the national eye.

 

[Barrow Boy]

He's here, he's there, he's every fuckin where,
Norman Gall, Norman Gall.


(when Spurs came to the Goldstone and Steve Perryman was their captain)
Perry, Perry, Perryman,
Perryman, Perryman,
Perry, Perry, Perryman
Perry, Perryman,
Oh... wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank,
wank, wank, wank,
wank, wank wank,
wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank,
wank, wank, wank, wank, wank
(sung to the chorus of "I am the music man")

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

He's bald, he's bent , his arse is up for rent

Referee, Referee

 

[Munkfish]

My old man said be a Palace fan,
I said f*ck off, b*ll*x, you’re a c*nt



To any northern clubs (e.g. Liverpool)

In your Liverpool slums,
In your Liverpool slums,
You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead cat and you think it’s a treat,
In your Liverpool slums,

love that song!

 

[supaseagull]

He's bald, he's bent , his arse is up for rent

Referee, Referee

I remember singing that when Watford came down, but instead of referee, it was Elton John.

 

[Bez]

In your northern slums
In your northern slums.
You piss on the carpet, you shit in the bath.
You finger your granny. you think it's a laugh.
In your northern slums.

 

[Perry Milkins]

Alan Ball, Alan Ball, Riding thru the Glen

Alan Ball, Alan Ball, Having sex with men

Takes it up the bum, queer as a scum

Alan, ball, Alan, Ball, Alan Ball..