Tell us a BIG, BLACK SECRET about yourself

[Lammy]

I can't believe I'm being made the villain here. I'm up for a laugh as much as the next guy but you just don't joke about that. Maybe if you had kids you would think differently.

I'm sorry to come on so strong but that's just the way I feel.

But you haven't even got any kids! You're just ginger and fat!

 

[caz99]

Sex is nice, no matter how old you are.

 

[Trigger]

I don't think Oscar is Dwayne ya know, i must be wrong but i really don't think it's him...

 

[Oscar]

But you haven't even got any kids! You're just ginger and fat!

Well, that's news to me....and the missus!

 

[Easy 10]

Nice grenade lobbed in there by Safeway

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

That reminds me, how is Kyle these days? Had anymore chimney-sweep love ins lately?

 

[Safeway]

f***'s sake Danny, stop trashing your own thread by accusing Oscar of being Dwayne. It blatantly isn't.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

He is, he just PM'd me and said he was gonna throttle me

 

[Oscar]

He is, he just PM'd me and said he was gonna throttle me

I think I'll leave you to it...whatever it is you are on about. Hope you've learnt a lesson. See you around. I'm watching

 

[SK1NT]

I like little boys bottoms

i'd rather have i like 20 8 year olds

 

[Artois]

Your dad's knob tastes funny.

 

[the full harris]

Hope you've learnt a lesson. See you around.

:dramaticgasp:

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

The aggrevated tone of these messages distresses me to the point of imagining the first time I saw Mrs Blair get fisted and the aromatic stench that followed.

 

[caz99]

my sister is actually my daughter

 

[JJ McClure]

my sister is actually my daughter

are you from Swindon

 

[Hungry Joe.]

I like little girls' bottoms.

As long as they're over 16 of course.

 

[Soton Seagull]

As a teenager, I made a goat smoke. Scenes of shame

(It wasn't friction burns before anyone starts!)

 

[Safeway]

Girls are old enough when they leave school.


















3:30pm.

 

[Hungry Joe.]

Anyway, back to the subject.........

I got caught having a wank by my ex-wifes parents whilst I was housesitting at her brothers.

Sounds a bit Terry & June doesn't it.

 

[Easy 10]

Is that why she's your ex-wife then ? Seems harsh.