Tell us a BIG, BLACK SECRET about yourself

[Hungry Joe.]

Is that why she's your ex-wife then ? Seems harsh.

No, she left me when I started sleeping with other women. A bit harsh there too I thought.

 

[daveyboybhafc2]

This thread is great!

 

[Hungry Joe.]

I said she could join in and everything. It was her fault anyway; she told me she was bisexual and then refused to put on a lipstick lezzie show for me. What the f*** was I supposed to do?

 

[daveyboybhafc2]

I am a post op transsexual from portugal

 

[Hungry Joe.]

I am a post op transsexual from portugal

Have we met?

 

[alan partridge]

Anyway, back to the subject.........

I got caught having a wank by my ex-wifes parents whilst I was housesitting at her brothers.

Sounds a bit Terry & June doesn't it.

Indeed. Reminds me of the episode where June is caught doing a dump on their glass topped coffee table with Terry masturbating furiously underneath when the boss walks in.


Did you see that one?

 

[Hungry Joe.]

Indeed. Reminds me of the episode where June is caught doing a dump on their glass topped coffee table with Terry masturbating furiously underneath when the boss walks in.


Did you see that one?

I did and I have to say it's one of my favourite episodes. The ending when the Vicar farts the gerbil out of his arse and it lands in the prize winning Lemon Drizzle cake at the fair is one of my all time bestest TV moments.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I once ran with scissors in my hands. The pilot wasn't amused.

 

[Hungry Joe.]

Never do that with one hand in your pocket Tom.

 

[magoo]

I went swimming after having something to eat.

I'm a f*cking mentalist!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Indeed. Reminds me of the episode where June is caught doing a dump on their glass topped coffee table with Terry masturbating furiously underneath when the boss walks in.


Did you see that one?

But didn't he throw up afterwards?

 

[Hungry Joe.]

No

 

[CHAPPERS]

I want to kill the baby in Phaedrus' avatar.












With a spoon.

 

[looney]

If she bleeds she breeds. If she can sit on the kazi and her feet touch the floor she's old enough.

 

[alan partridge]

This thread is simmering nicely now

 

[Hungry Joe.]

I want to kill the baby in Phaedrus' avatar.












With a spoon.

Careful Max, he spits poison Rusks.