[Help] Tea leaf at the Amex?

[GlescaBlue]

Was it you, or did anyone see the 'person' that picked up my newly bought SEAGULLS calendar yesterday, (Man City game), which was against the wall, beside the bin at the bottom of the stairs to N1B, and made the decision not to hand it in to lost property?
Just to let you know, you have robbed a poor OAP. It took me weeks to save up for that calendar, and you think that it's OK to just walk out the stadium with it. I doubt if I will be able to save the money for a new one before the New Year.
Just do the right thing, and hand it in. Or put it back where you found it at the next home game.
If you don't, all I can say is that I hope it catches fire and burns your house (or cave) to the ground.
With you in it!
Ya thievin' gobshite!

 

[BN9 BHA]

I wish @Ernest was still around on here, he would definitely know the whereabouts of the calendar

 

[Hovegull]

Did anyone pick up my Man City carrier bag?

 

[Dr. No]

Was it you…

No.

 

[wellquickwoody]

Beside the bin you say……………

 

[essbee1]

Was it you, or did anyone see the 'person' that picked up my newly bought SEAGULLS calendar yesterday, (Man City game), which was against the wall, beside the bin at the bottom of the stairs to N1B, and made the decision not to hand it in to lost property?
Just to let you know, you have robbed a poor OAP. It took me weeks to save up for that calendar, and you think that it's OK to just walk out the stadium with it. I doubt if I will be able to save the money for a new one before the New Year.
Just do the right thing, and hand it in. Or put it back where you found it at the next home game.
If you don't, all I can say is that I hope it catches fire and burns your house (or cave) to the ground.
With you in it!
Ya thievin' gobshite!

I empathise 100% - but could I ask why you left it unattended please?

 

[AmexRuislip]

Waste of time for any conviction
They'll only get a 12 month sentence.

 

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

Waste of time for any conviction
They'll only get a 12 month sentence.

Nah, it’ll be a month before they turn over a new leaf

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

Was it you, or did anyone see the 'person' that picked up my newly bought SEAGULLS calendar yesterday, (Man City game), which was against the wall, beside the bin at the bottom of the stairs to N1B, and made the decision not to hand it in to lost property?
Just to let you know, you have robbed a poor OAP. It took me weeks to save up for that calendar, and you think that it's OK to just walk out the stadium with it. I doubt if I will be able to save the money for a new one before the New Year.
Just do the right thing, and hand it in. Or put it back where you found it at the next home game.
If you don't, all I can say is that I hope it catches fire and burns your house (or cave) to the ground.
With you in it!
Ya thievin' gobshite!

You say you left it unattended next to a bin in a high profile sports stadium. Have you contacted the club to see if they have a record of any controlled, albeit small explosions being carried out yesterday evening?

 

[GlescaBlue]

Beside the bin you say……………

On the floor leaning against the wall at the recycling side of the bin. It obviously wasn't rubbish, or to be recycled.

I empathise 100% - but could I ask why you left it unattended please?

I was stood by it for over an hour eating and drinking. And like I said, I'm an old person and when I went upstairs it slipped my mind. It's not every week I have a calendar to remember!

You say you left it unattended next to a bin in a high profile sports stadium. Have you contacted the club to see if they have a record of any controlled, albeit small explosions being carried out yesterday evening?

Blowing up calendars! Whatever next.

 

[GlescaBlue]

Nah, it’ll be a month before they turn over a new leaf

Music hall jokes alive and kicking.

 

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

Music hall jokes alive and kicking.

In fairness I am impressed that people still buy calendars, I thought their days were numbered

 

[GlescaBlue]

In fairness I am impressed that people still buy calendars, I thought their days were numbered

But not yet! Traditionalists are still here young man.

 

[Brian Fantana]

This sounds very much like a you problem, OP.

 

[Wes Tupper]

It's not every week I have a calendar to remember!

Couldn’t you have made a note in your diary?

 

[bluenitsuj]

Waste of time for any conviction
They'll only get a 12 month sentence.

2 years if they use hurty words

 

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

But not yet! Traditionalists are still here young man.

Yeah fair comment, I mean let’s face it calendars are quite fortunate, they never have a problem getting dates

 

[essbee1]

Thieves broke into my place a while back. In fairness mind, they did replace everything with an identical copy.

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

Was it you, or did anyone see the 'person' that picked up my newly bought SEAGULLS calendar yesterday, (Man City game), which was against the wall, beside the bin at the bottom of the stairs to N1B, and made the decision not to hand it in to lost property?
Just to let you know, you have robbed a poor OAP. It took me weeks to save up for that calendar, and you think that it's OK to just walk out the stadium with it. I doubt if I will be able to save the money for a new one before the New Year.
Just do the right thing, and hand it in. Or put it back where you found it at the next home game.
If you don't, all I can say is that I hope it catches fire and burns your house (or cave) to the ground.
With you in it!
Ya thievin' gobshite!

I forgot my glasses yesterday, so instead of my normal 2/3 stingy bets I blew a whole £5 on a 2-1 home win. I was also bought a drink in The Ferry Inn by a couple in Shoreham after the game and it’s my birthday tomorrow. PM me your address and the calendar details and I’ll see what I can do

 

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

Did anyone pick up my Man City carrier bag?

Oh was that yours? I thought it belonged to the family in front of me in ticket queue. I thought they’d dropped it, I didn’t say anything I just pushed it to the top of the lads rucksack, I don’t think he even noticed.