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Cheshire Cat

The most curious thing..
I was going to write a snide and patronising comment until I saw the price of these things....

'king hell, do they think we are made of money..........

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Cheshire Cat

The most curious thing..
You know where I am before the game. Old git with glasses, two pints of Harvey's and a pie. Say hello if you're in the North stand. ✊
That narrows it down to about 21,000 people.
 








GlescaBlue

Member
Mar 5, 2023
46
I love it mate!
It could have been worse if anyone found out that I supported Alex Ferguson managed, and Anglo Scottish Cup winners St. Mirren when I lived up there. And Tooting & Mitcham United when I lived in London!!!

OOPS!!
And the Scottish F.A Cup for my 30th birthday. ✊
 


Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
NSC Patron
Oct 8, 2003
56,694
Faversham
Does anybody else think there's a reasonable chance the OP went back to the wrong bin, and the calendar's still sat there now exactly where they left it? :lolol:
If he's anything like me at home, deffo.

"Who's taken the best kitchen scissors!!!???"

"What the ones that have just cut a hole (through to your arse) from where you put them, in your back pocket?"






"No! Not those ones!!!


(yes. Thanks. f*** it. :facepalm: )"
 


Sid and the Sharknados

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Sep 4, 2022
5,868
Darlington
If he's anything like me at home, deffo.

"Who's taken the best kitchen scissors!!!???"

"What the ones that have just cut a hole (through to your arse) from where you put them, in your back pocket?"






"No! Not those ones!!!


(yes. Thanks. f*** it. :facepalm: )"
I mean, I missed my train this morning after I made it as far as the train station platform before realising that I'd left my phone at home. The same phone that my train ticket was on. :facepalm:

Also, and this is completely unrelated, I think somebody who just got on the train I'm on at the moment might actually be a giant sentient dead cabbage, because that's the only explanation I have for the smell they brought with them.
 




maffew

Well-known member
Dec 10, 2003
9,069
Worcester England
I love it mate!
It could have been worse if anyone found out that I supported Alex Ferguson managed, and Anglo Scottish Cup winners St. Mirren when I lived up there. And Tooting & Mitcham United when I lived in London!!!

OOPS!!
aww i bet they dont even make calendars, no wonder you are gutted. Thanks for sharing, Understand your loss now
 








Hovegull

Well-known member
Nov 27, 2022
580
What with this and the carrier bag saga, it’s making the City game a truly memorable match!
trust you’ll be buying and losing a calander at the next game?
 


GlescaBlue

Member
Mar 5, 2023
46
What with this and the carrier bag saga, it’s making the City game a truly memorable match!
trust you’ll be buying and losing a calander at the next game?
I'll never forget it!

Until the memory finally gives up the struggle.
 
















Petunia

Living the dream
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May 8, 2013
2,324
Downunder
You have no idea how often people report their cars stolen having forgotten where they parked them.
When my car was stolen, I walked the whole car park just to check that very scenario wasn’t happening!
Love the new name btw:thumbsup:
 




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