Sussex v Worcestershire the last hope

[Munchkin]

I will drive up there and knock Butcher off.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I will drive up there and knock Butcher off.

He said hate, not love.

 

[Everest]

On a similar scale, how much will we hate Butcher if he makes a sporting declaration and Law knocks them off?

Is he gay?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

I will drive up there and suck Butcher off.

 

[The Large One]

On a similar scale, how much will we hate Butcher if he makes a sporting declaration and Law knocks them off?

I'd rip his head off and piss down the hole.

 

[Gazwag]

I will drive up there and knock Pat Butcher up.

 

[Timbo]

On a similar scale, how much will we hate Butcher if he makes a sporting declaration and Law knocks them off?

By my reckoning it wouldn't matter. If Sussex win now they will get 22 points. A Lancashire win will give them 16. Points then tied and Sussex win by virtue of more league wins.

 

[Munchkin]

Nice.

 

[The Large One]

By my reckoning it wouldn't matter. If Sussex win now they will get 22 points. A Lancashire win will give them 16. Points then tied and Sussex win by virtue of more league wins.

No, a Lancashire win would give them 18 points, giving them the title.

3 bowling points
1 batting point
14 win points

 

[Gazwag]

By my reckoning it wouldn't matter. If Sussex win now they will get 22 points. A Lancashire win will give them 16. Points then tied and Sussex win by virtue of more league wins.

By my calculations we were 6 behind at the start but Lancs have 4 and we have 8 so we will lose by 2

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Sadly, the Large man is correct.

 

[unnameable]

What must Durham be feeling?

 

[nwgull]

No, a Lancashire win would give them 18 points, giving them the title.

3 bowling points
1 batting point
14 win points

+ an extra 6 points for being last year's real champions.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Worcestershire 213 all out.

319 behind.

Marvellous scenes.

 

[keaton]

All gone, Lewry last wicket

 

[The Large One]

What must Durham be feeling?

Cold? It's f***ing freezing up there.

 

[CHAPPERS]

f***ing sweet. 4 and a half sessions to get through them again.

I can almost taste it.

 

[Mr Blobby]

By my reckoning it wouldn't matter. If Sussex win now they will get 22 points. A Lancashire win will give them 16. Points then tied and Sussex win by virtue of more league wins.

Nope they are 6 ahead plus 1 batting plus 3 bowling bonus points puts them 10 ahead. We have 8 bonus points so that leaves them 2 points ahead!

 

[Mr Blobby]

213 all out Lewry gets the last one!

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Cold? It's f***ing freezing up there.

'Up there' in Canterbury?

If they were truly good sports, they'd pack up their stuff and head down to Hove to watch the final acts tomorrow.