Sussex v Middlesex County Championship Hove

[Badger]

Attention turns to the elephant in the room.

I'll plump for 165 all out.

A PLUCKY 204 all out

 

[Pavilionaire]

One hundred and eigh-ty! a.o.

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

Thank you SIr! 41 for 0

No worries, it a fine Sussex tradition to listen to your side have a batting collapse or chuck some dollies up for pie smashing to he boundary.

Im worried the commentator said Yardy will be thinking about Tea now

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

Wright bowled

 

[Simster]

5/138

Plucky.

 

[Papa Lazarou]

Wright gone - start the car.

 

[Alex Alex Dawson oo! oo!]

Which normally results in a fine - of one jug.

I was once fined five jugs after scoring a try at rugby:
1) For scoring (props just shouldn't)
2) For seeking to avoid buying a jug by looking to pass the ball just before the try line
3) For asking to take the conversion kick
4) For missing the conversion kick
5) For trying to settle my bar bill by credit card

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

Is it possible to go off for Good light

 

[Titanic]

92-1 becomes 138-5 and we might as well pack up and go home.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

2) For seeking to avoid buying a jug by looking to pass the ball just before the try line

Ha ha. Classic.

 

[Titanic]

Yardy perishes to the ball before tea

Tea on day 3.

Sussex 147-6 (40 overs)

140 runs (!) or more sensibly just 4 wickets required to secure victory.

 

[Simster]

6/147

Absolute shìte.

Normal service has now resumed.

 

[Postman Pat]

A sussex bat sponsorship must be the worst investment since....... probably Kemy.

They may as well install a revolving door on the dressing room.

 

[Badger]

A sussex bat sponsorship must be the worst investment since....... probably Kemy.

They may as well install a revolving door on the dressing room.

On the plus side there's no danger of any red marks covering up the sponsor's sticker.

 

[vegster]

Ah well, at least the guys gave it a bit of a go. I almost thought we might take this to the fourth day sigh.

 

[Simster]

On the plus side there's no danger of any red marks covering up the sponsor's sticker.

...assuming the sponsor's sticker isn't too WIDE.

 

[tinycowboy]

We're making good progress now towards that target - over halfway there. A few boundaries and I think we could look to wrap it up this evening. I've really never felt so bullish, it's exhilarating!

 

[vegster]

We're making good progress now towards that target - over halfway there. A few boundaries and I think we could look to wrap it up this evening. I've really never felt so bullish, it's exhilarating!

That's a very bad case of Sunstroke you have there, get yourself to A&E double quick.

 

[Postman Pat]

We're making good progress now towards that target - over halfway there. A few boundaries and I think we could look to wrap it up this evening. I've really never felt so bullish, it's exhilarating!

You do realise this is Sussex and not Surrey don't you?

 

[tinycowboy]

That's a very bad case of Sunstroke you have there, get yourself to A&E double quick.

I'm fine - Mushy will sweep away their batsmen in under 2 hours and we'll be crowned champions.