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[Robot Chicken]

Keira Knightley is SINGLE again. There is still hope!

PIRATES of the Caribbean star Keira Knightley has split from her boyfriend Jamie Dornan.

Keira is now being comforted by friends after deciding her relationship with Jamie had run its course.

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[London Irish]

Gone off her - Natalie Portman is better looking, much brighter and a much better actress.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

better luck is she's well within ALL of our leagues

 

[Robot Chicken]

Plus she likes football

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i'm gonna ask her out

 

[Robot Chicken]

Join the queue mate

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

can't we share?

 

[rospants]

Gone off her - Natalie Portman is better looking, much brighter and a much better actress.

hasnt she got a shaved head now?!

 

[Silent Bob]

Gone off her - Natalie Portman is better looking, much brighter and a much better actress.

And has boobs.

 

[itszamora]

Mmmmmm Keira. There was a rumour going round at the beginning of the year that she was in my halls at my uni - it was of course bollocks

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

you can have her pengoon

my girlfriends much fitter

 

[itszamora]

you can have her pengoon

my girlfriends much fitter

She's closer to my age, can I queue jump please?

 

[Robot Chicken]

I wouldn't say no...boobs or not.

 

[The Large One]

i'm gonna ask her out

I'm gonna blow her back doors open.

 

[Robot Chicken]

you can have her pengoon

my girlfriends much fitter

Your girlfriend is also a millionairess and a future A list celebrity??

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

She's closer to my age, can I queue jump please?

you can share, but noone gets full attention of my lady


saying that she's probably cheating on me in newquay

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Your girlfriend is also a millionairess and a future A list celebrity??

yes

 

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I wonder if she goes down the Event

 

[itszamora]

you can share, but noone gets full attention of my lady


saying that she's probably cheating on me in newquay

Hmm, I meant Keira really, but your girlfriend will do I guess. I might be heading down Newquay way in a few days actually...

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

I wonder if she goes down the Event

my girlfriend or keira knightley


my girlfriend does but i doubt keira does