Surely the MOST IMPORTANT news of the day?

[turienzo's lovechild]

Hmm, I meant Keira really, but your girlfriend will do I guess. I might be heading down Newquay way in a few days actually...

she's there till saturday so i'd get down there quick

 

[itszamora]

she's there till saturday so i'd get down there quick

Shit, got work every day till then, except tonight of course but I'm going to Reading naturally.

Oh well, worth a flutter. Guess it will have to be Keira then. Damn...

 

[Robot Chicken]

Your girlfriend is also a millionairess and a future A list celebrity??

yes

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

 

[dwayne]

I wonder if she goes down the Event

Regular at Boujis South Ken and Umbaba in Carnaby Street. Born in Middlesex but lives about 3 roads from me.

No I'm not a stalker

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Who's your bird then tommy, I bet I've had her!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Who's your bird then tommy, I bet I've had her!

probably

f***ing slag

(she's on my lap at present)

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

she would like to confirm that you have not had her daniel

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Well, if she went for you..... ?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

if its a 3some you're after you only have to ask

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Ok as long as I get first go with you

 

[Brighton TID]

Keira Knightley
likes it nightly
way-hay rightly-

so

Keira Knightley
comes from blighty
her breasts are slightly-

small

Keira Knightley
god almighty
she is tightly-

strung

 

[Rambo]

She has NO TITS.

 

[HAMPSHIRE DAVE]

Fried eggs or what!!!
Big Daddy had bigger boobs than that.
Would still ask her if she would like to spend a day at the seaside.
BRIGHTON V WHOEVER!!!
HAMPSHIRE DAVE

 

[Robot Chicken]

Should she have a boob job?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Ok as long as I get first go with you

you have yourself a deal BIG BOY