Sum Up A TV Show In ONE Sentence

[DavidRyder]

TOWIE = bunch of knobs from Essex arguing about each other in front/behind each others backs.

TOWIE = bunch of knobs from Essex showing that they really can't act when portraying 'real life' situations, but still somehow get amazing media contracts.

 

[Sompting_Seagull]

MOTD = from next year...hear Lineker et al...wax lyrical about the mighty Albion and how they are taking the premier league by storm!

 

[Sompting_Seagull]

Real Housewives of Cheshire = spoilt rich northern bitches cat fight over their pointless lives...(can you tell what my missus watches...)

 

[BHA Haywards Heath]

Sherlock: watch while we convolute this plot so far that you begin to question its existence at all, aren't we genius!

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Songs of praise. A one off opportunity to fill a usually empty church with old people singing with a ridiculous amount of gusto.
Countdown. An afternoon of watching Racheal open her legs as she stretches for that final vowel.
The Jeremy Kyle show. Product placement for tattoo parlours and dentists.
The Chase. Overweight know all c**** belittle thick people, chirpy cockney.
Winterwatch. Two no marks sit in a freezing cold field watching a Robin trying to find some food.

 

[DavidRyder]

Real Housewives of Cheshire = spoilt rich northern bitches cat fight over their pointless lives...(can you tell what my missus watches...)

Real Housewives of Cheshire - another example of the UK attempting to copy the glamorous US.

 

[Justice]

Made in Chelsea , Rich ugly slags who shag bellends

 

[Blazing Apostle]

Homeland - blonde women goes through whole gamut of facial expressions...every week

 

[SUIYHP]

Coronation Street: 70% of all homicides in the greater Manchester area turn out to be localised in a neighbourhood full of mancs who can't act to save their lives/careers

 

[pearl]

Brookside - sleepy little close where NOTHING much happens ever

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

On The Buses. A bus driver tries to have it off with a clippy on a sofa.

 

[withdeanwombat]

Broadchurch : Dr Who returns to untangle convoluted crimes.

Sky Sports : Damnable attempt to end Saturday at Three.

 

[Sussexscots]

Loose Women - Period drama.

 

[Motogull]

Location location location: Two smug ***** make you want to vomit.

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Trumpton. Useless fire brigade waste everyone's time rescuing cats from trees.

 

[Colonel Angus]

Everything on ITV2 = Utter garbage usually with one or more 'celebrities' following a poorly conceived concept of a show, executed with even less thought and scarcely improved by the participants' overuse of make-up and alcohol.

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Miranda. Overweight, unattractive, middle aged women fails at comedy.

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[albionfan37]

Big brother
Bunch of wankers willing to do anything for fame

 

[Guinness Boy]

Masterchef - Greg yells about big, bold flavours


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[Brovion]

All news programmes - A load of moaning metropolitan liberals still complaining that ordinary English working people didn't vote the way they'd been ordered to.