Stupid things heard at Brighton matches

[Pretty pink fairy]

A few months back at Withdean Munkfish and I overheard a conversation between two gentlemen discussing how Kazim-Richards ended up playing for Turkey U21s. One finally drew the conclusion he was elidgable through his Brother-in-law. Yes, that's right. The other man didn't seem to dispute this either. I can't work out which one was more stupid.

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[Man of Harveys]

I am sadly not making this up - Nicky Forster was described as "the worst signing that this club has ever made" by a bloke near me.

Just to repeat that...Nicky Forster was described as "the worst signing this club has ever made".

 

[The Wookiee]

Once heard at the Goldstone:
"Oi Barry Llyod, I shagged your Mrs"

 

[Barnet Seagull]

My funniest moment at the Albion was on Boxing day sometime in the 90's in the North Stand.

We were woeful, to which end one of the guys around me shouted

"This is like f***ing pantomime"

to receive simultaneous shouts from about 3 people nearby of

"Oh no it isn't"

Genius.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Anyone remember at The Goldstone some years ago when it was a particularily dreadful game and Andy Richie was playing crap........I think it was Millard on the PA obviously left the mic on and over the PA came " Come on Andy get your finger out"

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

'Please stay off the pitch while Dean and the lads complete a lap of honour'

 

[Questions]

Not sure why you are winking at me.

The comment is clearly designed to be funny but with it's lowest denominator 'Wilkins is shite' element I'm just wonder if it's really that funny. Or just snoozingly boring.

What a prick you are Les.

 

[csider]

Really? That's the funniest thing you could think of?

Well, he must be sorry and ashamed he is not as funny as you are oh mighty one.

Why cant someone post on here without having the usual mob having a go??

 

[csider]

A few months back at Withdean Munkfish and I overheard a conversation between two gentlemen discussing how Kazim-Richards ended up playing for Turkey U21s. One finally drew the conclusion he was elidgable through his Brother-in-law. Yes, that's right. The other man didn't seem to dispute this either. I can't work out which one was more stupid.

Just pissed my pants, you are soooo funny.

 

[Questions]

A few months back at Withdean Munkfish and I overheard a conversation between two gentlemen discussing how Kazim-Richards ended up playing for Turkey U21s. One finally drew the conclusion he was elidgable through his Brother-in-law. Yes, that's right. The other man didn't seem to dispute this either. I can't work out which one was more stupid.[/QUOTE]




It was you Les.

 

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Does anyone remember the old "CHEESE ROLLS" man

 

[caesar]

"Just pissed my pants, you are soooo funny" -- csider

Dont post often but i had to remark on this. You seem to be a very aggressive young man and i suggest you seek help for this.

 

[Norman Potting]

A couple from Tuesday's game heard, I think, from the same little bunch.

1. "I don't agree with all the training they do, they need more competitive matches. It's ridiculous that they didn't have one on Saturday". They only just fell short of blaming Wilkins for it I think!

2. Just before Murray's chip that nearly went in. "How much did we pay for him, I think that they put too many noughts on it". The bunch then went off an a highly amusing (for them) routine of how many noughts they thought he was worth, collapsing in hysterics when they reached 30p. Reminded me a bit of primary school and it wasn't funny then.

 

[Jam The Man]

On a coach to an away game about 3 seasons ago, there were these two lads in the seats in front of me, aged about 30ish. The coach had the video playing of the Doncaster and Hereford games at the end of the 96/97 season. They were barely watching the game...but these 'facts' were stated by the lads:

Doncaster game:
Person1: When Baird scored, he gave me a high five behind the goal
Person 2: What stand were you in?
Person1: The North of course

Hereford game: (which they were watching more intently)
Person1: When Reinelt scored the Goldstone erupted for the last time ever. It was heart breaking stuff
Person 2: Yeah i know what you mean


At which point I said to them:
"That match was away - the last game at the Goldstone was the Donny game we just saw"

Person 1: No mate, you've got the wrong season. My girlfriend works in the ticket shop so i can remember it quite well.....


After that, I couldn't be bothered to argue.

 

[wigman]

Fa cup final 1983
Fella in front of me wearing bha rosette,scarf and hat turned round to me and asked what number shirt Jimmy Case was wearing!

 

[Les Biehn]

Oh dear, it seems a few people on NSC have got some sand up their vaginas.

What a bunch of mongs.

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

sorry mate you'll have to say that again - can't hear a word you're saying above the crackling atmosphere.

 

[magoo]

my nephew at his first match age about 4 or 5 asked where David Beckham was.

3 or 4 years ago heard a little girl shout at the opposing fans just as it went quiet: "GET A HOBBY!"

 

[The Large One]

Not so much stupid as funny...

A kid (probably under 10) behind me in D Block a few years ago shouting at Danny Cullip some give him some encouragment...

"Go on, Danny, break his legs - but don't foul him..."

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Someone said on Tuesday that Murray couldn't be offside because the BALL had not crossed the halfway line...